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Tess

@ComplexClones

I LOVE sassy people. Getting by on sarcasm and wit. ✌️

Joined December 2011
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y=mx+b jokes are great but at some point we'll have to draw the line
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Hello, world. My first look at my forever home. #CountdownToMars
Image from ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover (@NASAPersevere)
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@TIME13 Feb 2021
Surveys around the world have shown domestic abuse spiking since January of 2020—jumping markedly year over year compared to the same period in 2019 ti.me/3q6yEsW
Domestic Violence and COVID-19: The Pandemic Within the Pandemic

Domestic Violence and COVID-19: The Pandemic Within the Pandemic

The virus of violence is very real

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someone will always be cooler than you or prettier than you or smarter than you or more successful than you and the only thing you can fully control is how you treat other people. you can always be the kindest person in the room or you can at least try.
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I am a perpetual state of nervousness lol
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It makes total sense. There's glamour in chasing an elusive lucky break, but teamwork and persistence can still win the day. Everyone's vulnerable to blows of fate and obstructive people, and success means rising above them. Quidditch is the human condition. You're welcome.
Image from J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling)
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As I unwrapped my new toaster (an updated model of the toaster I’ve had for nearly a decade) I was overwhelmed by sadness for a moment and I couldn’t figure out why. Then, as I pictured my rusty old toaster sitting on the curb, it dawned on me. Fuckin’ Brave Little Toaster.
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Lucky to have amazing women in my life who will fly to Arizona, get in 50-year-old choppers, and do awesome shit with me. Love my girl, @AliciaMarieBODY. 📸: Clayton Haugen #RainbowSixSiege #Ash #Dokkaebi
Image from Chloe Dykstra (@skydart)
Image from Chloe Dykstra (@skydart)
Image from Chloe Dykstra (@skydart)
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I’m so grateful to have had the opportunity to travel. Seeing culture and life helps me understand my own. Our world is big - open your eyes wide to take it all in. 🌎 #Travel… instagram.com/p/BltoL9ohPcO/…
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Badder. #WynonnaEarp Season 3 July 16th @SYFY 🥃
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I quietly posted an article today, unlisted on Medium. It clearly made the rounds. I’m overwhelmed and I want to thank all of you for your support and kind words- they mean so much to me. I may take some time off the internet, please know your support means everything to me.
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Cate Blanchett’s wardrobe in Oceans 8 is everything I need.
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watch this video if you are from Scotland but also if you are not from Scotland. i’m also never taking off this kilt. some would say this crowd... KILT IT.. Ha HA hA #NeverBeThesameTourScotland i love you
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<buckles seatbelt> <zips up flame retardant jacket> <puts on helmet> <straps into safety harness> <wraps self in bubble wrap> teapaw.org/talksmachina/status/10…
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HAVE #PRIDE IN WHO YOU ARE AND FUCK ANYONE WHO WANTS TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT BEING YOUR TRUE SELF 🌈❤️💥
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Look y’all, there is still a LOT to learn about Beauregard. Keep in mind we are just getting started, and please trust that the character’s motivations in #criticalrole will only become more clear with time. Love you all, even though you’re mad at Beau. 😅 <3
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happy pride month 🌈🌈🌈 kiss the people you love
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Walking down the street: Her: OMG I LOVE HER SHOES. Him: You should tell her. Her: I'm not telling her. Him: SHE WANTS TO KNOW. Her: HOW DO YOU KNOW? Him: Well I'm telling her.... Excuse me, miss? Me: Yes.... Him: Those are great shoes. Me: Thanks. Him: She thinks so too. Her: 😤
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WERK IT 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 I wish I was half as cool in high school!! teapaw.org/cubemartinez/status/99…
Lizzie Martinez (@cubemartinez) profile pictureLizzie Martinez@cubemartinez30 Apr 2018
I could never see myself wearing a dress to prom. It’s definitely been a journey to have the courage to dress so different but luckily I’ve had the best support team. To my mom and dad, thank you for letting me be myself when no one else would. DON’T BE AFRAID TO BE DIFFERENT!
Image from Lizzie Martinez (@cubemartinez)
Image from Lizzie Martinez (@cubemartinez)
Image from Lizzie Martinez (@cubemartinez)
Image from Lizzie Martinez (@cubemartinez)
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The only light in yesterday's tragedy is Const. Ken Lam's restraint in the takedown. What a hero. Thanks for being the calm in the storm. #TorontoStrong
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