I promise nothing and deliver less| New Jewel Movement Supporter. |🩷@nocertainlynot 🩷

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Joined August 2012
Anime It couple of Twitter (I love my wife)
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The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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Famously, there are a series of YouTube videos from 15 years ago that explain a great deal about why they are bad.
I keep on hearing people say “the Prequels are bad,” yet no one can actually explain why or how they are bad. It almost always boils down to personal preference. Rarely does anyone point to an objective flaw with the film that diminishes them in some capacity.
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I’m sick of underdog stories. Let’s get a top dog story. Just two hours of Apollo Creed whipping ass and keeping his belt.
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Very normal stuff. Not psychopathic at all.
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Getting Stigmata from bad weed
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ComradeSnek☭ 🐍 retweeted
You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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Many people (me) are calling it the greatest Substack post of all time
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Is everyone just retarded how? (Rhetorical) The only genuine callback is the desert shot. Everything else is just regular film blocking. Shooting nearly every dialogue scene in shot/reverse shot is not a “callback.”
Major reason I can’t stand most prequel critics because they treat George like a bumbling retard because the characters “talk weird” when most filmmakers could never do this kind of visual callbacks and circular storytelling with imagery across multiple films
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Ethan Klein Affair Bombshell 🚨 Mistress Tamara was searching “sterile vs infertile” Is she pregnant with Ethan’s kid?
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I know they had the best intentions but this comes up short.
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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性行為において、温度が十分に低いペニスを膣に挿入すると、その冷たさに驚いた膣肉が瞬時に強く収縮することがあります。これを逆に利用した、ペニスをよく冷やしてから種付プレスを行って収縮現象を故意に引き起こし強い快楽を得る”ダイクエンチ”という手法が、近年の性行為現場で採用されつつありま
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Autarky nearly achieved in Poland.
Polska praktycznie jest samowystarczalna w produkcji czosnku, a Małopolska odpowiada za 40% produkcji krajowej.
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One tomato concentrate factory and it’s over for Burkina Faso
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“A second affair has hit Klein-11”
NEW Klein files Someone left a comment on H3 crew member Nate’s wife’s instagram 38 weeks ago (~9 months) “I sent you a message regarding your husband and his coworker Tamara’s inappropriate relationship. Inside knowledge.”
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Yall know what time it is?
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ComradeSnek☭ 🐍 retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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I think 2027 will finally be Kyrgyzstan’s year
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I got on this magazine’s list like 3 years ago and I have no idea how. It kinda rules tho.
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Under communism I’ll still be JERKING IT
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Hmmmm
Show me a picture of the woman who Ethan Klein was having an affair with, I need to see for research purposes.
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