no gods, no masters | i love my wife (he/him)
Chicago, IL
Joined March 2014
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I asked the universe to
help me deal with my shitty boss and the following day I was told he was being fired the next week 🤞🏻✨
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Azerbaijani landlord very upset to learn he can’t raise the rent 3 days after our lease renews. Claims “He never had to worry about this in Moscow”. Ok bro.
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Notice how he is mentioning cities in the U.S. and not any rural town or suburbs because that’s where all the evil citizens in America truly lives
All the jokes aside Americans are actually some of the friendliest and most welcoming folks I have ever met. Been to Miami, New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles & Chicago now and everywhere I met amazing people. 100x friendlier than the grumpy Germans at home 🫶🏼
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President Xi, PLEASE 🙏
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i just want everyone to know i have only driven my car 4 times in the last 3 months. I have genuinely become a better and happier person since taking public transit almost exclusively.
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just saw a niche chicago twitter micro-celebrity that only I follow as I was entering the train station and I have no one else to tell 😔
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nurturing my inner child looks like simultaneously playing and rotating through the newest 3 Pokemon games
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I look at China with a level of love, admiration and pride that I have never once, in any capacity, felt for America.
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Welcome to Normieville, USA
Name a better city in America to be a young professional than Dallas. You can’t. Make good money with low cost of living, work for firms like Goldman or McKinsey, with a deep rooted entrepreneurial spirit. Endless things to do… events, concerts, bars. And everyone is good looking.
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