Former top tooner

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Joined December 2021
First video on TikTok today and it’s fucking frying me
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Propagated an almiron hate campaign for years just for every winger we've bought since to be rubbish
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franz kafka as a student at the deutsche karl-ferdinands-universität of prague (c. 1901)
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Hilarious that miggy scored the two best Newcastle goals I've seen live
Unstoppable from Miggy 🚀
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The other being his volley at craven cottage
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Those blokes at power league who start something to hide how shit they are
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How on earth did no one else want dedic, he's the fucking man
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It's too late, I've already portrayed you as the seething Porro and myself as the whimsical baz toure
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Connor retweeted
Tbf, that’s Tonali’s best performance for Newcastle in almost a year… #NUFC
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Relegation candidates Newcastle leading 2-0 against the transfer window winners Tottenham Hotspur, frame it like that let’s keep same narrative.
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It's a crying shame there was no Eddie Howe goodbye video
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All last season vs today lmao
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lad in the year below me at my school is 6th most expensive transfer ever
I actually can’t believe it
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Wissa put in the best striker's performance without a goal since Wilson against Arsenal in 2022. MOTM today for me by a good distance
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Fairs I'm a fucking moron
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Wissa no.10
UNITED 👊
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Hull City with an EXTREMELY RARE, possibly unprecedented Soccer Fetty Wapping in their first game back in the Premier league. 🗣️ IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HULL-O
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Shout out to my fellow class of 2023's who got rinsed
🚨 NEW: 28.5% of A level students have received an A or A* today
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AAA if I was born a year earlier
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