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Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower

@ConditionOne247

FORMER DRAG RACER-AMERICAN-SUPPORT OUR VETERANS-PRO CONSTITUTION-ASSHOLE-KINDA FUNNY

 Alabama, USA
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Joined July 2024
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So there’s no misunderstanding, here’s my gun permit. I do what I want because I can.
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Better to have and not need, than to need and not have. Luckily we have an amendment for that.
Krabby-Patty (@CrabbyPattyJoe) profile pictureKrabby-Patty
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Seems necessary to me! 😎
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This wise guy🤣🤣🤣 @TheUsefulTool has a point. They go straight for my forehead, while I go straight for their mothers.
Phantom™️ (TheUsefulTOOL) (@TheUsefulTool) profile picturePhantom™️ (TheUsefulTOOL)@TheUsefulTool4h
We all know the types of men that come into conservative X Spaces, to troll females because their wives throw them down into the basement -where they play on their computer 💻 fidget with their micro-peen. 🔬🔍 and they take it out on everyone. @carmenL_v2 / @EmmyReloaded 🤣
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YEET LOL
A Man Of Memes (@RickyDoggin) profile pictureA Man Of Memes
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Another one destroying a store They do this because nothing happens to them
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Gonna try to sleep. Catch you on the next episode!👊🏼😎🇺🇸
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Those bastards!!
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My stash. Wafers are underrated.
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Shelby won a bracelet for getting 💯 on her test. She gave it to me. She also gave me four quarters because she knows I need money. She got upset when I told her no, so I took it and she was strutting like a peacock. When kids give, they give with her whole hearts. Be thankful.
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Bought mom a shirt because I can. I think she looks good in that color.
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NO! Bring him back and take King Charles. First Chuck Norris, and now him this year fucking sucks Rest peacefully captain🫡🫶🏼
The_Patriot_Guy (@The_Patriot_Guy) profile pictureThe_Patriot_Guy
@The_Patriot_Guy12h
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I’m telling my therapist this is where my anger issues started.
Headshok1962 (@Headshok1962) profile pictureHeadshok1962
@Headshok196212h
Giggling bastid....
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Fountain pop as far as superior to any other pop. I will die on this hill. I just bagged me a 44 ounce Sprite for two dollars.
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First thing I see what I wake up. They caught the butthole bandit. I thought they only read license plates?
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Guess I gotta step up my game. I only flip them off when I go by.
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My son brought his uniform home for Halloween at school. Seeing him in his element makes it more real. He’s 18. He’s not my little boy anymore. I can still take him though.
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Not true. He can’t even pronounce hyper bowl.
BrandonFalco (@BrandonFalco121) profile pictureBrandonFalco
@BrandonFalco121Oct 28
Joe Biden: On the day I left office, I handed Trump the strongest economy in the world. That's not hyperbole. That's a fact. Did you live better under Biden or Trump?
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Damnit Carl!!
transplanted Hoosier (@daveshaw810581) profile picturetransplanted Hoosier
@daveshaw810581Oct 28
One of them Days.
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I actually look forward to this. Try it with me and may God have mercy on them because I won’t. I’ll die standing.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (@RepLuna) profile pictureRep. Anna Paulina Luna
@RepLunaOct 28
“When we have the power and the strength, we’re going to start FORCING people to become Muslims like we did everywhere.” This is a Muslim leader from my district. America is a land of religious freedom and this is exactly why we have a separation of church and state. This statement in itself is everything that our founding fathers stood against. We will not tolerate this forced conversion in the United States and it will certainly not be tolerated in Pinellas County. I don’t care what religion you are. You cannot FORCE others to practice what you do.
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This man worked hard for future blacks to throw hands over literally nothing. He’s rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken.
C-Reason🇺🇸 (@CreasonJana) profile pictureC-Reason🇺🇸
@CreasonJanaOct 28
Okay … This video is HILARIOUS 🤣😂
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Gay Pride meeting
𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓 ™️🇺🇸 (@Texpatriot26) profile picture𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓 ™️🇺🇸
@Texpatriot26Oct 28
🚨This Talarico rally in Austin is off the hook 🤡😂
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I like her. Classy fucking chick.
BigNoseKate (@bignosekate77) profile pictureBigNoseKate
@bignosekate77Oct 28
I’ve decided that from now on, I’ll never use profanity again. Not a single fucking word.
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