@ConnArtist99

Teacher by day......Game Show Host by Night Loves the Chicago Cubs....Loves Useless Information about the Chicago Cubs

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Joined March 2009
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Thank God for Mulaney.
Saturday Night Live
@nbcsnlOct 22
your next three shows!!!
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f I have to watch this maga eat his own ear wax, you do too
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Warren
@swd2Oct 17
If vaginal dryness was a photo
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News to Remember
@allchronologyOct 17
My dudes. This stale crusty piece of mental impairment had secret service chasing after him because he missed the entrance to the car and just kept on going. They all spring into action realizing the idiot went for a dementia walk. 🤦 😂🤦Jesus H.
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This man is either a first class moron or he is trying to get the stupid people to save him from prison. – at Freeport, IL
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Pathetic. – at Freeport, IL
Katie Zacharia
@KatieZachariaOct 17
President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to. It was an honor to work for him.
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jamfan40@jamfan40Oct 16
Imagine being a Cubs fan right now. -You're being mogged by a team that spends $100 million less than you -Your team paid $40 million for a mid manager in Craig Counsell who had 0 to do with the Brewers success -Jed Hoyer is still your GM, one of the worst GM's in MLB
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Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaOct 15
Imagine how profoundly fucking stupid you have to be to STILL support this diaper-shitting pedophile with the cognitive processing power of a wet fucking cracker.
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Liar and idiot. 1st Amendment. – at Freeport, IL
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaOct 15
Trump saying “I don’t go around calling people names” is like an arsonist saying “I don’t go around setting fires.” The audacity of this fucking idiot is genuinely breathtaking.
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Ortiz cracks me up about the @PfisterHotel. I don't want my blanket to go pffffh. @MLBONFOX
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Lol – at Freeport, IL
Conservative
@Conservative2TXOct 13
BREAKING: Sources at the Whitehouse say Katie Zacharia has been fired.
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Tod Spengo@RealEmperorTodOct 11
Replying to @BillHuberNFL
Can we ever get a game without a Season ending injury to one of the starters?
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ebo
@ebosaysOct 11
When you chanted “Green Bay sucks” at farmers markets, your nephew’s birthday, Cubs/White Sox games, the art museum, and even your grandma’s funeral, but realized it was you all along that sucked.
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Knowledgeable as always. Lol. – at Freeport, IL
David Haugh@DavidHaughOct 11
Still can’t find an area the Packers are better than the #Bears. Jordan Love deserves respect but isn’t playing at high enough level to elevate everyone. Bears O-line too dominant. Bagent will manage game well and defense will pick its spots. And it’s for Da Coach. Bears, 31-23
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Who quit Luther? #Packers – at Freeport, IL
Dave
@davebftvOct 5
Luther Burden on the Packers game this week: "We want to make them quit."
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99bOct 4
Remember MAGA senator, Justin Eichorn who coined the term TDS? He’s on his way to prison because he’s a pedophile.
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Paul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNYOct 5
Karoline Leavitt has joined Fox as a contributor. She reportedly underwent a rigorous polygraph test and when she failed completely, she was hired
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After this "president" has dropped countless F-bombs, told his supporters to "cheat like hell," and said "we're gonna shove it up their ass," I don't want to hear ONE Republican hypocrite bitching about "decorum." This jackass is a DISGRACE to the office.
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Reggie B.
@reggiebblueOct 3
Vance warns that if the Democrats win the midterms, they will investigate the president, his family, his cabinet and close allies Is there a greater impetus to vote for the Democrats next month than this?
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Meanwhile....MAGA youth pastor Zachary Radcliff and featured singer at CPAC, now faces 60 charges sex crimes against children. When I tell you it's all of them, it's ALL of them.
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