Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian) header
Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian) profile picture

Wisconsin enthusiast. Former pro sports bettor. Retired since 11/18/25

Joined November 2020
Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)Photo by Mr Essegian (@ConnorEssegian)
Fuck Omarion Hampton. It’s been a journey gambling. I’m out ✌️
7
5
1
130
34,502
Mr Essegian retweeted
Eian Elmer. Glue Guy.
14
22
3
531
50,426
Mr Essegian retweeted
The top 6 teams in CFB…notice anything? They’re not even trying to hide it anymore 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #slop #notice
87
300
34
12,940
824,557
24 TEAMS!!😱😱😱THATS 12 CHANCES FOR PAT MCAFEE TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IMAGINE JMU PLAYS UGA🐾🐾🐾 WE COULD SEE KIRK HERBSTREETS DOG 🐕 🐕🐕🐕 MAYBE THEY COULD SHOTGUN WITH JELLYROLL AND THE SNOOP DOG LOOKING FELLA 🍻🍻🍻🍻 SOMEONE POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY🥃🥃
46
591
10
20,219
395,651
Mr Essegian retweeted
I would rather go back to the BCS than a 24-team playoff.
203
2,838
144
23,673
324,205
Mr Essegian retweeted
That Jake Bauers at-bat was legit one of the best at-bats I've seen in my entire life.
13
32
1,495
22,576
We really traded up for “Braden Smith” to make half of the fans happy
23
13
6
581
69,699
Why do I continue to bet the Chargers every week?
40
6
2
262
80,025
MY NAMES MADISON BEER AND I RUINED JUSTIN HERBERTS CAREER!
103
HEY JUSTIN HERBERT, I HATE YOU!
46
CHARGERS LOLZ! HERBUM FOR MVP!!!!
61
THE CHARGERS MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF HOLY FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE GOODELL?????
1
186
Mr Essegian retweeted
Things I'm fucking horrible at: - Sports betting - Golfing - MLB The Show - Life
47
281
7
7,312
233,540
Hit up dream girl last night and she left me on delivered #thatsbaseball
34
Mr Essegian retweeted
Female coworker my age just said retard
58
155
10
22,849
368,210
Mr Essegian retweeted
if I see “9” walk out in Odell’s number I’ll fucking lose it
13
102
4
7,470
148,950
JADARIAN PRICE IS A FUCKING BUST WHY IS HE NOT ON THE FIELD YOU DRAFTED HIM WITH A FIRST ROUND PICK FUCKING SQUID
490
Posa and coop
7
239
3,737
Faded my 9am cuz I was hung and now also fading my 3pm to watch avengers endgame #chud #lank
14
8
3,266
46,560