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Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is amazing. Servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
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𓅃𓉔𓇌 𓂧𓇋𓂧𓈖𓂕𓏏 𓄿𓈖𓇌𓅱𓈖𓅂 𓏏𓅂𓃭𓃭 𓅓𓅂 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓅂𓇌 𓂧𓅱𓈖𓂕𓏏 𓅲𓈖𓂧𓅂𓂋𓋴𓏏𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓇌 𓋴𓊪𓅂𓅂𓎢𓉔𓃇
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Screw it, I did it. @HieroglyphSigil exists now, go follow him. 🔣: 𓉔𓅂𓃭𓃭𓅱 𓏏𓅃𓇋𓏏𓏏𓅂𓂋 Get off my account bro. 🦅🪲: Is this the bathroom? WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE TOO?! GET OFF!!!
// I got an idea for a new parody, but it's so stupidly annoying for other people that it might not be the best idea. It's a Sigilyph that only speaks in 𓉔𓇋𓅂𓂋𓅱𓎼𓃭𓇌𓊪𓉔𓇋𓎢𓋴. See what I mean? What do you think?
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𓏏𓉔𓅂 - 𓏏𓅂𓅓𓊪𓃭𓅂 - 𓇋𓋴 - 𓎼𓅂𓏏𓏏𓇋𓈖𓎼 - 𓄿 - 𓃭𓇋𓏏𓏏𓃭𓅂 - 𓃭𓅱𓈖𓅂𓃭𓇌 [ Sigilyph joins #Poketwt! ]
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//I've come to a few conclusions regarding the future of my alt account. I picked out a few pokemon that I think would be cool/funny for a parody. Shuckle, Mega Staraptor, Wimpod, & Guzzlord. So I'll leave it up to you to decide. Even if one of them loses, it may return later👀
ShuckleMega StaraptorWimpodGuzzlord
26%Shuckle
34%Mega Staraptor
24%Wimpod
16%Guzzlord
38 votes • Final results
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// okay, I've decided to rebrand my alt account. I really just don't like the initial idea anymore, and I don't think Evil Skiddo has longevity. So yeah, leave your suggestions down below, and I'll figure it out.
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How'd you know?
I know what you are.
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I WANT TO GO TO MT. CORONET SO BADLY!!! I WANT TO GO TO SINNOOOOHHHHH👹👹👹
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 79) for MUSES! What would you do for vacation? - Question creds to @.ALEARNINGHEART_ _ -
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// New Skiddo moveset: I think this moveset makes him better for rp interactions. So what do you think?
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Stealing this from like, 3 people. 🥲Soomf (Scared to talk to me) 🐐Oomf (Your Friend) 🥐Favoomf (Your Favorite) ♥️Croomf (Your Crush?)
5%🥲
55%🐐
40%🥐
0%♥️
20 votes • Final results
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You know😏 You know😏😏😏
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 78) for MUSES! What’s your favorite snack?
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NOOO AAHHH NOT THE FOREST!!! I WORK SO HARD ON THOSE. I WILL FIND YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!
URGENTLY BREAKING NEWS!!! This is Zygardite and Xggii with some Mega News From Mega Stones! We are coming to ya live on the air. Authorities report of an active wildfire spreading in the Kalos region! They are unsure who or what caused it. +
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Hey, I know you killed Doublade, which is great and all, but if you hurt the Kalosian farms, we're gonna have some problems.
[ Fight after fight….the titan has grown tired and weak. ] [ The titan had crash landed in a small Kalosian farm field. The Poipole was ok as it landed on a fluffy bed of hay. ] C-can’t this day…..get any worse….
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YYYEEEEESSSSSS OH YESSS SCREW YOU DOUBLADE SCREW YOUUYU HAHAHAHAHAHA YEESSSS I'M HOME FREE!!!! YEAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hello Everyone! We are coming at ya with some Mega News from some Mega Stones! I’m your host Zygardite and I am here with my lovely Co-host (and wife ) Xyggi! BREAKING NEWS: Locals report of a Rouge Zygarde attacking anyone and everyone! +
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Let's replace Goldfish for Grass. In that case I would murder them in a heartbeat!❤️
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 76) for MUSES! You’re taking a stroll eating some goldfish, and suddenly, a thief goes up to you, steals it and runs away. What do you do?
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:D
GREAT NEWS I have created a Poketwt tierlist as a sort of relationship chart! Theres 100 accs on there BUT I will update it with any parodies that i probably have missed if you ask nicely. Other than that have fun everyone <3 tiermaker.com/create/poketwt…
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Alright I'm going to bed. I'll respond to this and other things in the morning. Have fun!✌️
What heart do you give me?
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// @KirbyTheGlaceon, @volo_chef, @Girasham_Sioc, @Gadi469, @DeltaTrainersGS, and a whole lot more. If you weren't mentioned, but consider yourself my friend, don't worry, I thought about you. Yeah, I'm talking about you @KingOfWaterType, @Delphinferno, @MisMagiusTRUE, and more.
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