theodore snape.

❝If you want to start a fight, you better throw the first punch.❞ ⁂ real life grumpy cat. son of @mydoepatronus. former death eater. potions professor at hogwarts. head of slytherin. openly gay. ms with chemistry.

// gonna hopefully be active soon

looks around

// kinda suffering with my mental health, just bear with me.

// I KNOW I OWE LOTS OF REPLIES THEY’LL BE HERE SOON

// am tempted to join the narnia fandom.

// i have a spare account so some suggestions would be nice.

this isn’t seductive, but it’s hot as hell. so, enjoy my sorta seductive sunday.

Theo knelt down to Madzie’s height. “Madzie go back upstairs and play, okay?” She nodded her head and made her way back upstairs, while Theo studied Carlisle carefully. “You really don’t know who I am? Who she is?”

“now i really have to find out.”

Theo opened his mouth to speak but before he could, he was cut off by Madzie skipping down the stairs. “Good morning!” she said, attaching herself to Theo’s leg.

surprised theo sounds.

// to make another character?

really?

Furrowing his eyebrows, Theo lifted up his hand. “We got married yesterday. This isn’t the funniest joke to play on your new husband.”

tell me, is that really his natural hair color?

it’s more your dad, really.

smacks down 50 galleons

// I JUST YELLED

“If you’re trying you play a joke on me, it isn’t very funny.”