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How y’all mad at him because he knows the future .. if you don’t wanna know don’t ask ! Then they had the whole town singing diss record “we don’t talk about Bruno” and my guy was in the house in the wall the whole time ..probably sad af

This morning i woke up thinking about how mad i still am at the madrigals and the way they did Bruno

But IKYK they girl been funny all her life

I’m telling you my daughter is funny asf man

I’m so shitty that i had a bad day.. i woke up in a great mood

But i say that to say.. it’s crazy how shit truly comes around full circle.. i remember my mama saying stuff like “girl that was out when i was your age” and now im dying the same thing .. crazy

Then i ate down !!! Her hair turned out cute asf

I said girl these are twisties and i been doing this shit since i was 10 fck you mean ! I know ball 🤣

My daughter ask me to do her hair I say bet ok i got you what you want..she like do you know how to do flat twist… im like nah but send me a video and i can learn …. She sends me the video and it’s fcking twisties !!!

That boy knows every single toy he has ! He has 20 zebras but if it’s not THAT one … it’s over

My son has way to many toys and i want to throw some away but if you know you know

Imagine tryna go to sleep and it’s a mosasaurus in your bed 🤬

my 5 year anniversary is tomorrow and i love my man so fcking much ! God clowned when he sent him lowkey 😫

my birthday tomorrow 🥳

Like where was the logic

So……. My daughter spilled her wax melt on the bathroom counter she let it sit for days so finally I’m like dude clean that up today….i come home , it’s clean but it’s scratches all over my counter… bro she used a fcking cheese grater to clean up the wax 😵‍💫😖

Nobody prepares you for your oldest child growing up and going off to college

Being a psychology major really has me looking at shit so different

My husband was never in my bed in his work stuff 🤬

The playoffs been good af this year