@Coobacca

I'm not drunk. I just can't walk or undress myself.

 Alloa,Central Scotland
Joined November 2009
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Dumbass.
SarmieYT
@thesarmie17h
An average atheist is just an angry dude who is pissed about life and blames everything on God.
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Dr Mark D'Arcy@markoftheD16h
It constantly surprises me that in the 21st century ppl still believe in magic. & not only that, we are all expected to respect such beliefs. And if we fail to respect such beliefs, then we are considered to be intolerant. Magic is not real. Can't we all just grow the f4ck up?
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Fuck (insert religion here). FUCK. THEM. ALL.
bobby smith@bobbysmith122759h
Replying to @david_ssb5 @AtheistBigfoot @AtheistPhoenix
Go ahead, and please insult muslim or jewish faiths. I will wait. I want to hear your atheism directed toward them.
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Another vile Christian.
Kurt R. L.
@BeggarWithBread13h
A true Christ Christian would look at a homosexual, a liar, a murderer, a hater, a deviant, a profaner— and say: I’m a worse sinner than him. And God saved me. God can save him too.
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I only have 3 words to say..... WILLIAM. FUCKING. SHATNER!!! 🖖🖖
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You're going nowhere.
Evan@EvanMcFarlaneOct 24
I am sat on Flight Radar watching plane after plane attempt and fail to land at Edinburgh. Flight in 9 hours!
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Are those cosplaying policemen? 😆
chep 🦋 @ MCM London N-23@cheppolyOct 24
Deadpool is being arrested in front of my table
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You really are a monumental moron.
Knights General@Faithful_CathOct 24
Replying to @RickK101 @umbranoid @Coobacca @therealmaxblond @FireproofFloor @AtheistPhoenix
"Well, we can make successive physical changes to your computer and document how you lose your capacity to run a program. That gives a very clear illustration of how physical molecular structures provide the foundation for programs."
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You were reprimanded for being a dumbass, deal with it.
Will Fritz
@fritzed_youOct 24
Got reprimanded at the petrol station for being on my phone (literally for an actual emergency btw) while pumping fuel. There is literally no danger posed by using a phone and pumping fuel at the same time. This is a myth.
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Holy Shit Balls. Literally just been delivered, I did not expect this as quick, I only ordered this on Tuesday night on Amazon US. Actually shaking here, what a Wuss. 😆😆😆
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Please check yourself into your nearest mental health clinic.
Dr. Hank Desmond@HankDesmondPhDOct 23
Yesterday, after his rally in Iowa, President Trump was heading to the airport when he saw an old woman walking home — in the dark and all alone. “Stop the car, Daquan!” He told his driver. He got out and walked her 2 miles home. No cameras. Just kindness. That’s Trump.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The anecdote is fictional. Trump's Oct. 22 rally was at Sioux Gateway Airport in Sioux City; his schedule shows direct arrival and departure from the site with no such walk. x.com/WHPressPool/st… ktiv.com/2026/10/21/how… desmoinesregister.com/story/news/pol… The photo is AI-generated and unrelated to any real event.
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A Fanny Pad.
Elma
@oelma__Oct 23
Girls, be quiet. Men, what is this??
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Is our government owned by the supermarkets? Fucks sake. 🤷😆
BBC Newsnight
@BBCNewsnightOct 23
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days” Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”. #Newsnight

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Does Spielberg know about this? That belongs in a museum.
Ken
@Ken_FiveSolasOct 22
Performative ladder preaching went viral a few weeks ago. What could top that? TD Jakes, hold my beer! Let me unveil the Ark of the Covenant.
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No, but I can eat the whole pizza.
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennOct 22
Can you guys eat a whole pizza box by yourselves? 🍕🙈
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I feel so vindicated. Thank you. 😂👍
HAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 23
Name a movie everyone considers a classic that you think is overrated. I’ll start: The Lion King.
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Arch Stanton@ArchTheAtheistOct 23
Religion is a sign of immaturity as a species Tribes of us carrying wildly competing views of how reality works, which can’t all be true but we stand in our corners, collectively stubborn & not caring if we’re wrong. We choose myth as motivation instead of each other. It’s weak
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Atheism doesn't say anything other than I don't believe your unfounded claims about god and the supernatural.
wayne jones@waynejones36805Oct 22
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John Carroll Lynch@MrJCLynchOct 22
It was a great honor and pleasure to work with Tom on @LuckyFilm2017 When he walked on set #harrydeanstanton said “Hey Tom, remember that time we changed Science Fiction forever?” RIP
Variety
@VarietyOct 22
Tom Skerritt, 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien' Star, Dies at 93 variety.com/2026/film/news/t…

Tom Skerritt, ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien’ Star, Dies at 93

Tom Skerritt, who starred in the TV series "Picket Fences" and appeared in movies like "MASH," "Alien," "Top Gun" and more, has died. He was 93.

variety.com
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I don't remember any of this in Mousetrap.
‏ً@justjargonsOct 21
There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.
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