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Joined May 2021
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Nope he should be up North
My only takeaway is Kyrie Irving should be a Rocket.
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Y’all said we were washed?
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Haven’t had have a good shooting game yet this season but we’re still 7th in EPM
Current Expected EPM Leaders. Healthy Steph Curry is still easily a top 8 player in the world.
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That shit says 8k bookmarks?
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KD’s path to a ring in 2023: -Clippers without Kawhi or PG13 -53 win Nuggets (good-not-great team) -43 win Lakers -44 win Heat with injured Jimmy Even with this cupcake path he managed to lose in the 2nd round ☠️
The West is dropping like flies you hate to see it but this the perfect chance for KD to have his 2022 Warriors finals run
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Dame foul baiting
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Y’all clown Curry for letting his wife do a basic romcom but had nothing to say when Carmelo Anthony’s wife did sex scenes? Sounds hypocritical to me
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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That pic of Draymond and this pic of Luka are lowkey dogwhistles now.
Draymond Green this season: 3.5 PPG 4.5 RPG 7.0 APG 37.5% FG 33.3% 3PT Absolutely insane.
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2017 Playoffs Kawhi Leonard: 28 PPG, 52.5% FG, 45.5% 3P, 93.1% FT, +12.0% rTS Stephen Curry: 28 PPG +11.7% rTS Kevin Durant: 28.5 PPG +14.5% rTS Lebron James: 33 PPG +10.8% rTS
When is the last time we’ve had 3 scorers in the league as good as Luka, Sga and Ant?
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Beating Philly in the 2nd round then KD in the finals. Let’s run it back one more time @Sixers @KDTrey5
Let’s run it back one more time in June @KDTrey5
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Then we have 2014 where Kawhi beat Kd and bronze in a title run wow this is too good
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NBA is deadass rigged bruh I bet KD 25+ and he sat the whole 4th quarter. Even though it was like a 6 point game at the start of it
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All he needed was 3 points for me to hit smh
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Definitely one of the lists of all time
So so honored and thankful to have 3,000 followers on this page. I do this for us, as well as every prospect and player whose skill/impact hasn't caught up to their reputation/value In celebration of 3,000, I present both my current-day and all-time NBA rankings for peer review.
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Ngl maybe I’ll co-opt that Ginobili top 15 all time take
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Draymond Green has agreed to return to the Golden State Warriors on a one-year, $27.7 million deal, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN. The contract is the same Green opted out of to give the Warriors flexibility to pursue LeBron James, but the sides land his return Tuesday.
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CookedBySteph GOES IN on Scottie Barnes for not playing like a superstar 😳 “0-12 ain't no superstar sh*t! I need Scottie to be goddamn 25 and 12! I need Scottie to give me superstar energy.”
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Raptors: Lost best player Bucks: Middleton injury Warriors: Dray punching Poole, lost OPJ Nuggets: Nothing happened ngl Celtics: Tatum achilles Thunder: JDub injured next 2 seasons Knicks: TBD Larry O’Brien ruined their lives
I think there’s an NBA Finals curse, go take a look at what’s happened to every NBA team in the past 7 years who’s been in the NBA Finals
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Just make the call Bobby Webster
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