Colette (@Coolettuce) header
Colette (@Coolettuce) profile picture

Colette

@Coolettuce

NSFW 🔞 Screenshots. Hornyposting. Degenerate things. I am not an artist. Works posted are commissioned. DMs are cool, just don't get weird with it homie

bsky.app/profile/colettuce.bsky.social
Joined June 2021
  • Tweets10.6K
  • Following985
  • Followers9.8K
Look at her! She's got all those tits and no stupidly hung gf to fuck them.
Image from Colette (@Coolettuce)
4
14
118
788
Another fun perk of job applications is finding out that nobody wants a THING to do with my profession anymore. Mech/aerospace engineering jobs don't exist. If you aren't a software engineer you can gtfo. Every company has 0-1 mech/aero postings and 50 software eng postings.
1
9
556
I think the thing that really makes me the most upset and hurts me the most is when I feel like people just don't respect me at all. I'm not asking for a ton of it, I'm not demanding recognition. I just want the bare minimum time of day and I often feel like I can't get that.
1
17
706
I'm in a situation right now where I feel like my oldest group of friends is just sort of blowing off my suggestions and it sorta hurts. I know I'm just a cog in the machine and a background character but every so often I'd like to feel like I had some input in things.
1
1
1
170
What's your favorite part about applying for jobs mine is the expectation I make a personalized resume and cover letter for every single position even though there is a 98% chance a human being will never so much as lay an eye on my application before it is rejected
3
16
657
It's either that or the constant stream of negative reinforcement in the form of rejections or ghosting telling me I am, in fact, not good enough as a human being and utterly worthless as a member of society.
5
155
Something something pumpkin season
Image from Colette (@Coolettuce)
3
17
215
1,261
superstar 🌟
Image from Colette (@Coolettuce)
1
13
137
1,271
She wants to be your wife this is her courtship ritual
Image from Colette (@Coolettuce)
8
41
343
2,271
I'm an Overwatch gamer now it's like 2017 all over again
1
2
758
"Are you done, I'm busy - can't you tell?"~
Image from Ibuki no Minamoto (@OniWayOut)
4
15
203
1,361
OCs I want: Ghost girl (huge tits) Superhero girl (massive knockers) Hacker girl (fat honkers) Shark girl (magnum dong)
13
2
72
1,737
Colette retweeted
Yori (@Yoraelia) profile picture
Yori@YoraeliaOct 9
Replying to @Coolettuce
@Coolettuce Forgot about this one, it was a while ago I think!
Image from Yori (@Yoraelia)
1
22
167
1,018
Lol. Moved from Detroit to Houston for a new job. Started new job. Fired this morning after 7 days because they didn't read my resume and didn't interview me so they hired me on pretend experience they thought I had but nowhere was it ever claimed I did.
10
35
1,598
more replies
They told me that for 7 days straight and then they just FUCKING FIRED ME because I'm not qualified to do the JOB THEY HIRED ME TO DO in their eyes. And I tried to show I could do well in this new but very familiar role and they never let me even TRY. seriously.
1
2
98
The absolute fucking cunts. Again I'm so lucky I was able to mitigate the fallout and have a landing zone. They FUCKED me and did so because they were incompetent. They didn't even want to attempt to let me learn or even see how long it would take. Go to fucking hell.
2
3
131
Load more