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Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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In 2012 no one died
In 2013 no one died
In 2014 no one died
In 2015 no one died
In 2016 everyone died
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I absolutely love this picture. Rather powerful, too. #BBCDebate
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Arsène Wenger - What have I become? youtube.com/watch?v=WYOKj1pO…
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Tonight's attendance at Wembley: me and me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of vindaloo
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I hope to see Mertesacker play today, very intelligence defender and strong. I think they call him BFG in Arsenal!!!!
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Ridiculous and yet great vine.co/v/MvgFvlEThvJ
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Ref: "Gibbs, you're off!"
Ox: "But ref, it was me!"
Ref: "Shut up Walcott, get on with the game"
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Replying to @LouiseMensch
@LouiseMensch Erm, I'm not Muslim Louise. Parents are Sikh
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Not to be outdone by their North London rivals, Spurs have unveiled a Michael Dawson statue on the pitch.
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Dunno why we keep Phil Taylor in our quiz team. He only knows about weird phobias and nature. Tonight he got 1) nun dread and 8) tree.
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Very much look forward to welcoming Thierry Henry to MOTD next week. Prodigiously talented and a top fella.
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Arsenal Passing vs Hull:
Koscielny 96%
Mertesacker 96%
Jenkinson 91%
Özil 91%
Cazorla 91%
Monreal 90%
Flamini 90%
Ramsey 90%
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