NIALL’S “PAL” JEN

NIALL HORAN CALLED ME PAL. IT’S 3.41AM BUT NIALL CALLED ME PAL. GOODBYE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. I MAY HAVE PEED A LIL BIT.

Nothing calms my overwhelmed nervous system like Blue Planet

The moral of the story is, if your willingness to acknowledge an artist’s prior existence and career, is based on when they went viral enough to show up on your TikTok FYP between WIEIAD’s and people selling Medicube, maybe you’re actually just a bit stupid.

Things two women can’t both do without being pitted against each other 1. Wear a red dress 2. Have a curly bob 3. Be BORN with a beauty mark 4. Sing about marriage 5. Be successful in their own rights 6. Exist

One wants a husband, and one’s just fucking glad she got rid of hers.

Proud to have been an @ashemusic cheerleader for the past 6 years ❤️ Unrelated, here’s a nice photo of the first time I met Raye in 2021.

It’s almost as if no artist has one style forever or owns the monopoly of one specific style. It may be hard to believe, but styling evolves over the years and is influenced, without it being copying. Stop pitting women against each other.

I think Raye is exceptional & it’s really fucking annoying that it’s been turned into an Ashe vs Raye thing, but here we are. Of course the public can’t just celebrate both women. Ashe is NOT copying, she has been a bonafide artist for YEARS. Not knowing that is on you, not her.

Hey United States, you look good in blue. 💙

People's Sexiest Musician Alive 2024, and British Style Award 2013:

I’m gonna go play with the plug sockets actually

That’s my sleep demon actually

A rat, eating a slice of pizza, while crying, and dancing to techno. Sentences are being said that have never been said before.

Harry: “I wanna be a big furry rat” @harry__lambert: “Are you sure, you’ll be boiling?” Harry: “I’ll take it off if I’m too hot” Harry Lambert: “But then you won’t be a rat?” Harry: “Bitch hold my giant pizza slice” “I AM A RAT”

That furry tail butt plug must be hella heavy

Is this man really about to be presented with a massive history making “30 nights at MSG” banner, dressed as a fucking giant garbage eating SUBWAY RAT.

Be so fucking serious right now.