Corey McDermott

Back on Twitter cause of #Superleagueout whoever takes Tottenham manager spot is collaborator enemy number 1.

Tells you to come 3 hours early, doesnt open until 1 1/4 hours before flight- @SpiritAirlines

"This is our last song."-Bands ****5 parts-13 minutes****

Today was my first time voting and I definitely feel more important than you non-voters

Why do so many grown men carry backpacks as full as a high school student carrying 5 textbooks

Beer league quidditch after hogwarts

I'll probably own a monkey at some point of my life

Inconvienently early

We should eat more goat

I forgot how to walk without my hands in my jacket pocket

I watch Con Air everytime it's on

Don't judge a banana by it's peel

Get drunk, do nature

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Putin

Movie idea: 2 people don't get along at first but then both learn stuff from each other

2015: Lit 2016: Keep it Burnin'

Where da cicadas hiding?

Still a lance Armstrong fan