Cory Van Name

1/? 25 years. A lot like yesterday, a lot like never. We all lose people who are important to us. There's no getting around it. There are no good times for it, but to have it happen when you're young, before you know anything, is particularly cruel. – at Gresham, OR

Why did you just go to a commercial in the middle of a fucking offensive drive @espn

The pure giddy joy you feel as a Portlander watching the Lakers lose game 2 of a first round playoff series at the buzzer just because it's so fucking funny and quite honestly wtf else do we have to enjoy? #ripcity – at Gresham, OR

Congrats on an amazing all star weekend @Dame_Lillard . Step one in being allowed to start in and win MVP of that game was getting out of a town so blatantly disrespected that it will never be allowed to even host the game. #ripcity #NBAAllStar2024 Fuck you @NBA – at Gresham, OR

You did it, @nfl . Hope you're happy. @Chiefs @NFLonCBS #taylorswift #SuperBowl #NFL #NFLPlayoffs #KansasCityChiefs – at Gresham, OR

Travis Demers looks like a Crank Yankers puppet that came to life despite all the children of the world wishing that it would never happen – at Portland, OR

Merry Christmas! But let's not forget the true Reason for the Season: Humphrey Bogart, who would have turned 124 years old today if you all weren't such filthy sinners. #SMH #RIP In Peace – at Newberg, OR

Oh that's right, the @trailblazers played tonight! They're damn hard to keep track of now that they're not on TV anymore. But I get to see every other team in the @nba ! #RipCity ?

Team building, trust falls, hikes, truth or dare, never have I ever... – at Gresham, OR

It's not a "weight-loss journey" if you hate yourself. It's just minimizing the problem. Oh yeah and #RipCity    baby – at Gresham, OR

Did you disable FB Memories? Not to worry, Google Maps is here to remind you that it's the two-year anniversary of one of the most painful experiences of your life! Would you like to see highlights from your trip?! *gun cocking* – at Gresham, OR

#ripcity 🧠 🤔

Think positive thoughts, #RipCity , it's #NBA #DraftLottery Day!!! And the @trailblazers are sending their lucky charm... ROY! ROY! ROY! ROY! Lucky #7 to pull Lucky #1... 🤞 – at Gresham, OR

Oh shit @sanbenito , time for you to become a meme! Sorry @KendallJenner @NBA @lakers #NBAPlayoffs #NBA #Lakers #lakerswarriors – at Gresham, OR

We in the house! Let's #GODUCKS 🦆🤙🦆🤙🦆🤙🦆 – at Eugene, OR

Unbelievably stupid overall play by the @SacramentoKings at the end of that game. Just jacking up idiot 3s for no reason. Really had a shot before turning to that strategy. @NBAonTNT – at Gresham, OR

For a lot of people tuning over from the Laker game this is the first time we're ever seeing hockey's version of the @NBAonTNT crew and I have to say: that was the worst TV segment I have ever seen in my life. #StanleyCupPlayoffs @NHL @TBSNetwork – at Gresham, OR

DAME TIME BABY!!! @Dame_Lillard @trailblazers @Giannis_An34 @NBAonTNT #RipCity – at Gresham, OR

Is this working? I hear nothing works anymore. But don't worry, Elon can get us to Mars 🤣🤣🤣 – at Portland, OR

Jesus @tonyromo , you gotta bring up Drexler vs. Jordan?? Fuck you. #RipCity @NFLonCBS – at Florida, USA