Money is desired by all but understood by few. #Bitcoin is desired by those who understand money.

Being a bitcoiner sucks 95% of the time. But we are here 100% of the time. This is our permanent edge. 21m. #bitcoin

We have rocket league cars in real life now. Wild times.

I just want someone to love me as much as Katie Zacharia loved passing the bar exam from China. This is a #bitcoin tweet. Fuck you.

I’m stubborn. I’m intelligent. I don’t deny high probability outcomes. Neither does any rational person and soon to be all AI. This is so obvious to the logical mind. Nobody gets it yet. But you do. This is why #bitcoin will moon forever.

I was just blocked by a woman on a dating app for saying I support free markets. Things are bad folks. #bitcoin

#bitcoin is going to $250k. Soon.

1 week ago: “AI is hyper bullish for #bitcoin!” 1 day ago: “AI is hyper bearish for Bitcoin!” Same asset. New FUD. Never ends. Stay humble, stack sats.

This green squiggle is going to hump diagonally up forever. What do you still not fucking understand laggard! #bitcoin

I’ve waited long enough. I demand the moon and nothing less. Gap up! #bitcoin

The repricening has begun. #bitcoin

The bull market is where bears go to perish! Then get resurrected into bulls! If you’re not long, you’re wrong. #bitcoin

I HODL. You must buy around me. Because I’m not moving an inch. #bitcoin

The real FOMO begins reclaiming $100,000. People don’t understand that we multiply from there. Several hundred thousand dollars per #bitcoin is coming.

Good. Now give me a 9 handle. #bitcoin

You all missed the bottom. $40k was always a retarded fucking pipe dream for Luddite laggards. You only have yourself to blame. Now pump my bags. #bitcoin

#bitcoin going to deliver sinister gut punches very soon. These bear bitch dumb fucks are about to re-taste their lunch.

Boner candles coming. #bitcoin

Fear not, You’ll always be able to buy #bitcoin at a much higher price than me.

Raise interest rates? Raise the #bitcoin price. Lower interest rates? Raise the bitcoin price. AI slowdown? Raise the bitcoin price. AI acceleration? Raise the bitcoin price. $5,000 bribe to voters? Raise the Bitcoin price. TLDR: 🆙

If you sold #bitcoin because the Clarity Act failed you’re a retard.