Human Dad. Dog Dad. Husband. I don't care about your beliefs. I want to know what you can show & prove. TN ➡️NC➡️SC➡️NC➡️TN (God is funny) News Director - @WBIR
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It’s time for everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition.
I’ve had 12 deviled eggs. 12 more to go.
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My daughter - “dad how old are you?”
Me - “I’m 35”
Daughter into a play phone - “he says he’s 35, but he’s lying. He is at least 45”
Ma’am, are we going to fight?
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8p first pitch def decided by someone who doesn’t have kids at home
Plan is still to get things going at 8 p.m.
Gates are now open.
TUNE IN ⬇️
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#GBO // #BeatAuburn
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I’m all in on Houston winning it all.
Which means congratulations to the Florida Gators on their national championship.
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My toddler son just ran up to me and forced a cheezit into my mouth. He laughed maniacally and then my daughter yelled “that’s a trap cheezit”.
Now - nobody will tell me what a trap cheezit is and I am now worried I’m going to die.
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