@CorkCoypu

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Joined May 2017
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God I love this country
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Hey there, can you please help me recover my sons PlayStation account. For some reason we are not receiving verification emails @PlayStationIE
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My Mam: Hey son, do you want me to babysit the boys this weekend while you head out for the #jazzweekend? Me: Nice try, Jimmy Saville!
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Irish Nannas don't sexually assault people, English MMA fighters do!
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My 80 year old mother wouldn't dare put her creepy hands on my sons. Last time she tried, I called her a f*cking nonce and insisted that she had her hard drive checked
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Whenever I ring my wife, I know there's someone with her cos she doesn't talk to me like I'm a big bag of shite
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Teachers deserve all the money in the world. You couldn't pay me enough to spend 8 hours a day with my kids
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Why on Earth should they kill the Tiger now? It's not like it's going to send a message out to other Tigers in captivity
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I dug out my #JuniorCert results earlier so the day isn't all about my son. Later on we will be sharing a cake
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Ya, I'm sure Danny K is absolutely delighted that this beauty showed up to support him. He could have at least worn a shirt, had a shave and inserted a glass eyeball
Paul Healy@HealyhackOct 5
Ex British gangster Marvin Herbert, a friend of Daniel Kinahan, spoke to us about his support for his pal in court today. For more see the Irish Mirror and our latest Shattered Lives podcast, dropping any second now.
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Sky Ireland no longer has any music channels. Therefore there won't be any Christmas songs on the tele this year 😞
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Grease is on TV now and I don't know which is more far fetched. 35 year old fellas in secondary schools or 58 year old Rizzo thinking she was pregnant
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My late dinner is going to have a detrimental effect on my drinking tonight
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A question for Irish sky stream users Does Eastenders become immediately available on the playlist after every showing?
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Someone in pest control once told me "You don't get rid of Silverfish. Instead you write up a lease agreement and learn to cohabitate"
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Felix has been stolen by 2 men on e bikes in Blackrock Crescent Cork @CSPCA_Cork @CorkCoypu @OfficialCorkGAA
Catríona Lowry@catlowry54Oct 1
Anyone in #BlackRockCrescent #Cork with cameras. Poor #Felix stolen by two young men on e-bikes. Please share @corkbeo @CorksRedFM
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One of my favourite Simpsons gags *Fat Tony and his goons barge into Skinners office* Skinner: How may I ask did you get passed the Hall Monitor?
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For the last 832 days Revolut have been telling me that I only have 7 days left to earn €60 by inviting a friend
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Are our Patriots heading North to support the Orange Men
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Herself traditionally goes to bed early on a Saturday night after a few drinks on Friday night So I hilariously pin this sign on the living room every Saturday night
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Rosie O' Donnell is on the #Latelateshow As it been 3 weeks already?
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