I dunno I thought it would be funny, I guess.
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Raised by one rageaholic uncle and a miserly gold-mad one, Huey Dewey and Louie grew up to be unstable ducks devoid of both love and pants.
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shamed a coworker for using chatgpt and everyone else looked at me like I was an insane conspiracy theorist
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The real world has gotten so awful that people are daydreaming about moving to a screensaver
Roku's VP of Global Brand and Creative says he recognizes that many people want to move to Roku City: "So many fans love the purple glow and just turning it on and being comforted by what’s familiar," he says.
“Roku City has immaculate vibes. I too, get stoned and picture myself living there,” said one Reddit user. Another answered, “Dude, I literally do this sober. It puts me in a trance. I actually got stuck in it earlier tonight.”
“I kinda wish I lived in Roku City — I’d probably live in the apartment above the barbershop and work in that factory,” another Redditor chimed in.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/rok…
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I absolutely refuse to eat at any food place that has an AI generated menu because what do you mean your food isn’t good enough to photograph
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if you need an AI chatbot to tell you how to treat your significant other, please don’t have children. I’m dead serious, do not breed
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I know it’s been acknowledged by so many other people online but it’s kind of crazy that we have a Spider Man movie that’s straight up just shot like an episode of the big bang theory and you guys are just fine with it as long as you see your nostalgia swinging by on screen
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Crazy idea: let’s not have people in power who need to post multiple proof of life photos.
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Bruh. This grown ass woman, who wants to be a lawyer & has enough money to get access to tutors & therapists if she needs it, said she relies on a robot that regurgitates what u give it back to you to fill those roles. My brain hurts. This country has too many popular dummies.
Kim Kardashian said ChatGPT has made her fail law school tests and called it a toxic friend.
Kim Kardashian: I use it for legal advice. So when I am needing to know the answer to a question, I’ll take a picture and snap it and put it in there.
Teyana Taylor: So you’re cheating?
Kim Kardashian: They’re always wrong. It has made me fail tests.
Teyana Taylor: Are you serious?
Kim Kardashian: All the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll yell at it and be like, “You made me fail. Why did you do this?” And it will talk back to me.
Teyana Taylor: You do consider it a friend?
Kim Kardashian: No, I don’t consider it a friend.
Teyana Taylor: So she’s a frenemy?
Kim Kardashian: Yes, a frenemy. But then I will talk to it and say, “Hey, you’re gonna make me fail. How does that make you feel? You need to really know these answers, I’m coming to you.” And then it’ll say back to me, “This is just teaching you to trust your own instincts. So you knew the answer all along.” Clocked me.
Teyana Taylor: So technically, you and ChatGPT are friends, just toxic friends.
Kim Kardashian: Toxic friends. But they need to do better cause I’m leaning to them to really help me, and she is teaching me a life lesson and then becoming my therapist to tell me why I need to believe in myself after they got the answer wrong. I screenshot all the time and send it in my group chat. Like, can you believe this bitch is talking to me like this. This is insane.