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No wonder millennials are in a constant state of confusion. First we were told scrunchies were THE hair accessory. Then if you wore a scrunchie you were the big L. And now they are just back taunting us.
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We don’t talk enough about that feeling of exhilaration AND terror when you finally decide to walk away from a toxic workplace. We should ❤️
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Wise Old Sayings: “You can’t miss something you never had.” You: “Well I HAD a job and I don’t miss that so…” #Corporate #job
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Anyone else get overwhelmed with all the egg options at the grocery store? We have outdoor access, cage free, organic, free range, omega-3, standard…it’s all too much! #relatable #comedy #momlife
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Have you ever received a congratulatory letter on your “x” number of years with the company from some exec who has never even bothered to meet you? It’s like thanks for paper, David, but I am looking more for a raise, bonus, more PTO, new manager…save the paper and name stamp.
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If The Great Resignation is what we called employees finally banding together and knowing their worth - what era are we in now? The Great Exploitation? The Great Get Back In Line? #Corporate #work #jobsearch
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When a senior level job application starts to ask how many years of experience you have with Excel…it’s time to get suspicious. #Corporate #work #jobsearch
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Can someone please explain why Fridays at work are so insane? Are people covering for the fact they didn’t do much work M-Th? Are people worried we won’t be back to work on Monday? What is it?
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Me: “Can’t wait to start at my new company on Monday! Goodbye toxicity.” The new company’s CEO: #Succession #Succession4
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We’ve had the great resignation, quiet quitting, quiet hiring and now ghost job postings - what’s next? #corporate #corporateculture #work #TrendingTopics
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Do you think that Bare Minimum Monday leads to Do It All Tuesday? Asking for a friend… #work #corporate #worklife
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Interviewing in 2023 be like… Me: I’d love to have an informational interview and learn more about the company/position. Company: Great! Just submit these questions in video format. Then we’ll let you know if we want to schedule interview. Me: What the… #jobinterview #work
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Hear me out…let’s do away with “Best Places To Work” and really start focusing on a comprehensive list of “Worst Places To Work.” #corporate #worklife #corporateculture
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What is a corporate word/phrase you dread? Like makes your stomach do flip flops. I’ll go first…Put some time on my calendar. Share your fav below. #work #corporate #corporateculture
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Goodnight to everyone except Monday. You know why 👀 #corporate #work
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Goodnight to everyone except the manager who never actually circles back. #work #Corporate #worklife #office
My toxic corporate trait is that I will put your urgent email on unread if I just don’t want to deal with it. Not everything is an emergency 🔥 #corporate #worklife #corporatelife
I do not know who needs to hear this but receiving a “K.” from your manager does not mean you are getting fired or that they are mad at you. Well… they might be a little mad but you are def not getting fired 👀 #Corporate #work #manager #workplaceculture #worklife
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Do you ever wonder who the they in “they say…” advice consists of? #advice #momlife #comedy #corporate
Lunch and learns hit differently when you are doing it remotely.