@CoryWebster

Improv | Sketch | Drums

 Southern California
Joined November 2014
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Girl I should just call you my school loans, because I am forever in debt to you.
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This is going to put so many living rooms out of business.
Daily Loud
@DailyLoud3 Oct 2024
BREAKING: Starting in 2025, Marijuana businesses in California will be allowed to serve food and have live music performances under new law.
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Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all!
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I downloaded the first @HAIMtheband EP for free from their website and I haven’t shut up about it since.
Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviously21 May 2024
What is something you DESERVE to be a hipster about? What were you in on early that everyone grew to love?
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Eric Michael Garcia
@EricMGarcia13 Mar 2024
Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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This one doesn’t get enough love
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@neverlie8 Mar 2024
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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Oh are we sharing Marshawn Lynch videos today?
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“Wow, chill bumps for America”
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I’m famous
MLS Fantasy Soccer@MLSFantasy16 Oct 2023
84 points for a Dénis Bouanga captain's performance! 🤯 Belated congrats to Cory W., our Round 28 Manager of the Matchday! 🚨 Don't forget the final MLS Fantasy round of the season kicks off with MIA vs. CLT on Wednesday! 🚨
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Perfect timing for this
Golden State Warriors
@warriors19 Sep 2023
5+ minutes without a miss. Stephen Curry is unreal.
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Gonna be this one for me
Michael Matteo Rossi
@MichaelMatteoRo20 Aug 2023
Best bathroom scene? I'll start:
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Well that is absolutely the worst way to lose that one
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Idea: Walking Naps
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Duck and Cone (May 6, 2009)
Adobe Lightroom
@Lightroom19 May 2023
one photo that makes you go "i did that"
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Jim Norton
@JimNorton22 Feb 2023
Cauliflower-headed fungus monsters are attacking everyone and people point out how it’s not ‘scientifically possible’ for gas to remain usable for 20 years. #TheLastOfUs
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What song do you think you’ve listened to the most? Mine is the beginning of Sweet Child o’ Mine from the Capital One commercial
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Don’t click the face . . . . . 🙂 . . . . . . . .
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🤕 I’m suing
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I know I’m late to this but…. Happy 10th birthday!
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Gotta be this one
i can be your long lost pal@PallaviGunalan28 Jan 2023
what’s a good male performance where he’s being so small just a tiny little guy
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Should be against the law for anyone else to send me an email when I am waiting for an email about one specific thing.
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