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Count Jim Moriarty

@CountMoriarty

Miserablist Obsessed with fairness M.E/CFS Parent of ASD Same name on bluesky

 On holiday by mistake
Joined February 2009
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slice@sliceofheckNov 1
Toilets are stealing our poop. I’m running for Senate to stop them.
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slice@sliceofheckNov 1
A vote for me is a vote to keep your own poop. Not give it to some government-controlled toilet.
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This is the perfect halloween
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Right! Trick or ruddy treat! #Bottom #Halloween
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Ryan Love@RyanJLOct 30
Bash and Romesh's choice of charities as winners has really annoyed some people. Oh dear. Anyway. If you'd like to donate to either of them: Choose Love - chooselove.org/ Refugee Council - refugeecouncil.org.uk/ #CelebrityTraitors
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Neil Stone
@DrNeilStoneOct 30
Just some guy...apparently with a medical degree..calling for my execution. Also known as another day on this cesspit of a site
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Don McGowan
@donmcgowanOct 29
Dear the BBC Question Time Zia Yusuf? Again. The party of eight MPs puts up an unelected money man for the ninth time in two years. Any chance you could find someone else? Thanks in advance. The UK.
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@bbcquestiontimeOct 28
Tomorrow, join Question Time in Warwick On the panel: Emma Reynolds, James Cartlidge, Daisy Cooper, Zia Yusuf, and Alastair Campbell Apply now: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentor… Thurs 29th Oct, 9pm on @BBCiPlayer, @BBCSounds, and the @BBCNews channel #bbcqt
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Well...that second line took me by surprise. Shocked face. Blimey. Wordle 1,959 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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SophieSpring97@SophieP25397Oct 29
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CharlesWynfordLodge@2hrTVOct 29
RIP German actress, artist and singer Elke Sommer who has died aged 85. Seen here in A Shot In The Dark (1964), Carry On Behind (1975), And Then There Were None (1974). She was paid £30,000 for her Carry On appearance, a sum only matched by Phil Silvers for Follow That Camel.
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Mike Martin MP 🔸
@ThreshedThoughtOct 28
The Chancellor is - unbelievably - cutting defence at a time when the threats against us are grave
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Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 28
🚨 NEW: HMRC has created a list of more than 200 UK billionaires and assigned each of them a personal "Customer Compliance Manager" to ensure they pay their taxes
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Still blocked by Martin Lewis (whom I like). Upsetting.
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Is this why Martin Lewis blocked me?
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John Sweeney
@johnsweeneyroarOct 28
I challenge @_GeorgeFinch the leader of Warwickshire County Council @reformparty_uk to play the defence lawyer in the mock trial of @Nigel_Farage. In a democracy, writing books, talking to sixth formers and mocking politicians is OK. But political actors must be open about what they stand for and where their money comes from. @_GeorgeFinch Do you accept the challenge?
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@_GeorgeFinchOct 27
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I'm annoyed with the sand one. And in fact I'm sceptical of the answer. 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Oct 28 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 Score: 8/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Nick Young
@nickofnzOct 27
People are joining together to reject the far-right. Hungary did. Brazil did. Serbia did. We can too.
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Poor old Dog Woman
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I remember this clip well from when it first appeared in the 90s on presumably Eurotrash or similar. We enjoyed the accent.
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@RealMattLucasOct 27
good morning
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