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A chill guy with a stubborn desire to live life on his own terms. Here for commentary, laughter and banter. Udo!✌🏾 #Arsenal

on a yellow brick road
Joined March 2014
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Even Chimamanda knows that most of you practice Bitterleafism not Feminism 😌
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子供が喜ぶだろうと思って買った結果、まさかの夢中になったのは猫だった
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Darker woman was playing around, woman in white fell flat within seconds, and she's the one that has a boyfriend 😂
They both willing to crāck 💀
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Try and google how much it costs to replace an engine sha
So My car engine oil has been leaking, the spot where I park my car is filled with stains. I see it but I just always ignore 🫠 As long as my car is starting , Im on the move. God abeggggggggggggg 😑
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Flipped a table and caused and uproar because he couldn't take seconds of criticism from the very people he's hoping will vote for him. Nigerian politicians aren't smart or particularly good at politics, they just have passive citizens let them get away with alot That's changing
A member of Imo State House of Assembly Hon. Collins Chiji seen angry and upturning a table after a constituent asked him not to run for a second term for lack of performance. The youths are awakening.
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Let's ignore that this post is fake and with stolen pictures, what exactly is the appeal that is making so many people like it?
OS 80k overnight… Friday don set…. After this girl don shayo finish make i con knack her weytin no good…😩🥹
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One thing I never understood and frankly didn't like about How To Train Your Dragon was that Hiccup's mom was alive all those years and just stayed with the dragons, basically abandoning her new baby and Stoic. And then she tried to justify it without apologizing. It was shitty
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People who will insult you and immediately block are the people who as kids would beat someone and run to hide behind an adult so they won't beat them back. Spineless 😂
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I get it, but I dont. It’s not 1930 and no one is holding her hostage. Being a mother is not a monolith. It looks different in every situation. She has more than enough money and resources to pursue whatever she desires. She just always sounds insufferable about her life
Brehs pray you NEVER marry someone like Ayesha Curry😭🥀 Unprovoked btw
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Bastardize the culture because an Igbo man's wife is bringing him palmwine in accordance with the tradition? Are you people retarded?
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I've seen two Americans have a Chinese wedding and reception in a Chinese restaurant and all the Chinese there were cheering for them, thanking them for appreciating their culture. In this case one of them is even Igbo. It's always you people with useless gatekeeping.
Nigerian men, the traditional marriage you’re supposed to do, is from the bride’s tradition, not the groom’s tradition I know many of you are desperate for that white recognition, but a French bride should not be performing a Nigerian traditional wedding ceremony.
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An American who is a racist pos and doesn't keep to his word. Shocking.
A guy from nigeria won the Rolex giveaway on the random picker . Call me racist but I’m picking again @kingadukes
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You literally said you're always in therapy talking about the things you said on that podcast, which is basically how your life isn't what you thought it would be. Then on the red table you complained about how you no longer get male attention.
Replying to @Jnet_margarita
I've never complained a day in my life. I was asked a question about what I envisioned for myself when I was a LITTLLE GIRL.
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Is the sun bothering you king?
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If you watch this video, you'd actually see why both of them should start together. And the few times they've played together, Arsenal has seemed to peform better up front. But Arteta doesn't do what works, Arteta only does what he wants to do.
You're going to watch this video twice. Watch Gyokeres throughout. Don't look at any other player than 14. Then watch Havertz throughout. Don't look at any other player than 29. Do you see the difference between both strikers and why one starts over the other?
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I 100% agree with you that HE PO should not have encouraged them using the old anthem, but it's really not that deep. On the 7th of July this year when Tinubu visited the senate, they used the old national anthem and heaven didn't fall Anyone who takes Wike seriously is a clown.
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Yup, you are. The affair with the alleged spy is more between himself and his wife. The affair with his direct subordinate is definitely a company problem. Don't shit where you eat.
Am I weird for not caring what two consensual adults do? 🤷🏼‍♂️ This is between him and his wife, not his CEO position.
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Studio MAPPA acquires the rights to ‘NARUTO’ for a high-budget, uncensored seasonal remake, cutting filler and repetitive flashbacks while delivering a darker, manga-faithful adaptation with brutal fights.
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The Prime Minister of Haiti, Alix Didier Fils-Aimé, and the President of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, must ensure that all operations conducted by Salvadoran forces in Haiti comply with international human rights law. bit.ly/3UOTZLU
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Americans were kidnapped by terrorists in Nigeria, American armed forces silently came in, rescued them and left. Four El Salvadorians were kidnapped by gangs in Haiti, El Salvadorian armed forces are currently burning Haitian gangs to the ground. Note the difference.
JUST IN: 🇸🇻🇭🇹 El Salvador President Nayib Bukele pledges to wipe out Haiti's gangs.
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