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Flavortown USA
Joined April 2009
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swiftie hall of fame tweet immediately
my spotify just played mirrorball after wood
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SIRI GOOGLE HOW TO SINK A SUPER YACHT NO AI!!!!!
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2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl
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witches can be right, giants can be good, you decide what’s right, you decide what’s good
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"I never thought that you and I would talk about sports in my life ever.. I mean it hadn't happened by the time I was 32" 🤣😭
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Genuinely this is the musical Rent
how am i supposed to make rent this month if i’m gay
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ive felt like this for the past month
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season is over so i can say that this beatriz-gabriel goodbye in spanish is one of the buzziest non-carniya/non-brinity scenes for me. #loveislandusa teapaw.org/hatemadeuluvme/status/…
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breaking news: predominantly female audience votes for men who actually like the women they're with
A black man has to be a total simp to win that show (Kordell)
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“folklore taylor wouldn’t have gotten married at madison square garden” girl folklore taylor would have jumped off it
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the iron grip the word 'lustful' has on this damn villa oh my god
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Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that
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melanie should’ve done this when sincere gave her breakfast #loveislandusa
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5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA
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The Tonys opening had everything: June Squibb rapping, Megan the Stallion’s butt, potential OSHA violations
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gitchie gitchie carrie coon is my new angela bassett did the thing
gitchie gitchie carrie coon 😭 #tonyawards
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TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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emmy telling the group any questioning about will is inappropriate because he’s not on the show anymore just for andy to ignore her and ask follow up questions LMFAOOO #southernhospitality
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