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ᴍᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢʙɪʀᴅ: noun /mɒkɪŋbɜːd/ Latin: Mimus polyglottos Meaning: “Many-tongued mimic.” Renowned for its ability to imitate the calls of other birds. Extremely territorial, bold, and fiercely protective, it is known to aggressively defend what it considers its own.

i distinctly remember not even making it as far as a bed on several occasions.

really early days, when we still went out on missions together.

ironically i don’t even think we were properly dating then were we?

pleasure doing business with you as always

you did get us out of there unscathed so I can’t complain

̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶k̶n̶e̶e̶s̶ ̶ 🙈

do you a deal, i still cook for you and we still fuck — regularly?

can I call you when I need other…. favours.. too? 🙈

stop going on about the whole baby thing, i don’t actually want one.. it’s fine.

exactly, and no one needs that kind of negativity in their lives

a true gentleman, aren’t I lucky

you are very quickly becoming my new best friend. this is absolutely the best plan ever. loads of cute animals to watch over, amazing dinners and wine in our own quiet sanctuary every night? bliss!

i don’t actually want another baby, i was just making a point. and it’s ironic you saying you’re enjoying the freedom when you’re literally more unhappy than ever being stuck at home in the quiet.

YES! natasha can join us too, she’d so be up for that.

can’t have another baby. can’t have a puppy. yet you’re not satisfied with the quiet life. i can’t win.

why do we put up with men, honestly 🤷🏻‍♀️

and for what it’s worth, i truly believe you’ll both be amazing parents. have no doubts about that.

clint said a word to me that i’ve not heard in years… no… don’t even know what that means these days 🤷🏻‍♀️

but… look at that little face…

i know things were very different back in the day but equally you’ve also got to trust his word if he says he’s ready to try. i don’t know him all that well but he doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who says things they don’t mean.