Covert Cardinal

I asked #popefrancis if we could pray for Lil Wayne. Just trying to expand our Generation Y outreach. Denied. Again. #conclaveconfidential

BREAKING: @PapaJohns does not deliver to Vatican City. #conclave #popewatch2013

#popefrancis says I have until Sunday to take down my flyers. Guess he didn't love my slogan: "Putting the I CAN in Vatican"

I tried to lobby #PopeFrancis to declare #piday Pious Day. He declined. Again. Sensing a pattern. I'm full of good ideas. #conclaveconcern

If he's not going to use the Popemobile or the apartment, I wonder if they'd let me have it... #taxdeductiblebusinessexpense #popefrancis

Night two and I've moved on to the second stage of grief: anger. Hitting the Holiday Inn gym to take out some papal loss aggression.

Looking for Broadway representation. Have some fabulous insight for Conclave: The Musical #popefrancis #popewatch2013

@PopeInBoca I know of one Cardinal (rhymes with Hagle) who may need an extra martini tonight...

@PopeInBoca luckily the low light in the cathedral hides a great deal.

Taking Pope Francis to my traditional post #conclave meal. In true sore loser fashion, I told him he can only order off the dollar menu.

Remember that old adage that you should never vote for yourself? Yea, me neither. #conclaveconfidential

Just shipped a copy of "Pope-ing for Dummies" to Pope Francis. Thanks to @amazon prime, it'll arrive tomorrow!

Someone needs to cut off Cardinal Tagle. There's always the next conclave man.

...but we didn't order delivery... "It's not delivery, it's Bergoglio." #Conclave #Pope #whitesmoke

Keep Calm and Conclave On!!

Heading to dinner with the Cardinals. Said to the Pope, "this the closest thing to a wedding reception you'll ever have". #nogiftsorry

I got 99 followers and @Pontifex ain't 1

Tens of thousands gather in the Vatican for worlds largest Harlem Shake video. #Pope