@CowboyCentaur

I enjoy playing tabletop rpgs, making paper miniatures and terrain. I'm married to a viking cyborg. also a Scottish lord with land holdings in Saline

 Kansas City
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Joined July 2011
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Looking for someone who makes custom dice, or a signal boost to find someone who does. Steel was my friend for his entire life of 21 years and died 3 years ago. I’d like to make a set of dice out of some of his bones so we can keep adventuring together.
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So we got a new Puppy. His name is Val
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ɟɟnʇs ᗡ⅋ᗡ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sǝıɹ⊥ ˙ᴚ˙Ԁ retweeted
ɟɟnʇs ᗡ⅋ᗡ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sǝıɹ⊥ ˙ᴚ˙Ԁ@CowboyCentaur22 Oct 2018
"Godsplain" cleric spell. deity a PC does not worship appears and condescendingly explains a question you didn't ask & didn't need to know "Wow, Kro'D'eth, you truly are mighty! A paragon of strength!" *Gruumsh appears* "ƱΜ, ΔCƬƱΔLLΨ? HΣЯ ƬΓICΣƤƬЅ ∏ΣΣD ШΘΓƘ"
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... i feel called out.
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Screw printing a bar of soap, i can braid that filament into cordage and really get up between my ass cheeks.
Timeplast
@timeplastMay 7
This filament becomes soap you can actually use see how →

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Dang this brings back memories.
ɟɟnʇs ᗡ⅋ᗡ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sǝıɹ⊥ ˙ᴚ˙Ԁ@CowboyCentaur7 Sep 2016
Replying to @DiceAndStories
first dungeon I ever ran was a haunted labyrinth housing a cursed knight named sir Pac
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My son Owen is graduating! If you would like to send him a graduation "high-five" or a gift for his next chapter, his Venmo is @thatguy123449. 🎓
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I fixed my new glasses. I have another pair just like this but they're slightly different.
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I sure miss chitchatting with folks on Twitter. Llama pranks, photoshopping my dog into random gaming/podcast conventions, actually having friends to collaborate on things with, I guess I just miss having friends before this damn plant job dominated my life and took over.
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Yeah you think you're Metal, but are you "In the yard standing backlit by the crimson glow of the Aurora Borealis, holding the longsword Excalibur while clad all in black", Metal?
ɟɟnʇs ᗡ⅋ᗡ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sǝıɹ⊥ ˙ᴚ˙Ԁ@CowboyCentaur12 Nov 2025
My son, the future Amon Amarth album cover icon. (Also the Aurora Borealis)
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My son, the future Amon Amarth album cover icon. (Also the Aurora Borealis)
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Well i might have found someone on Etsy who can make my dice. Here's hoping!!!
ɟɟnʇs ᗡ⅋ᗡ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ sǝıɹ⊥ ˙ᴚ˙Ԁ@CowboyCentaur5 Jun 2020
Looking for someone who makes custom dice, or a signal boost to find someone who does. Steel was my friend for his entire life of 21 years and died 3 years ago. I’d like to make a set of dice out of some of his bones so we can keep adventuring together.
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False alarm i guess. Godammit.
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So its been 16 days since ive had a day iff, & won't have one for another 8. the last 6 days i've worked 16 hour shifts. Lol, after 10pm my wife and kids go to bed & legit trying to be as nice as i possibly can to the scammers just so i'll have someone to talk to all night.
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Shoot i'm almost ready to download WhatsApp and Telegram so they keep talking to me i'm so dang lonely.
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My last day off was last Wednesday, and my next day off will be the friday after next. 16 hour shifts for the rest of this week and 12 hour shifts for the remainder of next week. Then after my one day off im scheduled for 10 more days. I cant wait to fucking quit this job.
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contest.bunkielife.com/ref/6…
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Well i just found out starting sunday i have to work eight 12 hour graveyard shifts in a row and im running out of places to express my dislike of it. And my boss had the nerve to ask me if i had any big plans for mothers day. Bro, you scheduled me on on mothers day.
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My son is strong, and handsome. He will one day rule the Mage'a Guild.
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