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Why does Man City's away kit looks like a packet of Embassy...... Don't smoke kids it's not cool ..... vaping isn't either #NFOMCI

Rhiannas sister way more excited than Rihanna for Twinks 🤣 #BBUK

Slate Rochelle all you like but it would appear she's probably done the nails and tans for most of them and none of them are bitching about her on the outside.... Ll except Johanne and Pauline 🫣 #BBUK

#NEWEVE well this still sucks What >are< they doing? And a red card to go with it .....I don't think #Jaissle is suited to this team, there's no flow or unison 🫤 #NUFC

Why does Tom always look like he's on a little outing and he's waiting for the twirlie bus to collect him so he can have a cocoa or nightcap in his slippers..... Going home now get curtains drawn, past bedtime #TheVoiceUK

Let's all pretend that Emma Willis made a 2h+ journey from Hertfordshire to Yorkshire do a complete show and then back again 🤣🤣 (one was filmed last year and isn't live) #TheVoiceUK #Strictly

James A played his way...... Kenny outed himself as a traitor - Bash clocked it but said nothing, Maya outed herself at breakfast but no one moved on it #TraitorsUK #Traitors

Come on Tiffany..... Get the next one 🥳 #BBUK

Philip down, Omar and Rihanna to go....... I can't 🫣🤣 #BBUK

Oh lordy....... SCENES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #BBUK

Do we know what the bro count is on today? I reckon there was 30 just in the segment with the balls 🤣🤣🤣 #BBUK #TheGroupChat

Double..... Bro #BBUK

Bro #BBUK

If a boy ever called me bro I'd call him sis and walk away.... Babe, honey, dearest, 5ft demon, pocket psycho absolutely - not fkg bro! #bbuk

Omar has the physique of a gangly whelp..... apparently he's commercially viable as a model - and that is everything wrong with the fashion industry #bbuk

Ummm hello can we just have Vito in his shorts every week please..... Thanks #Strictly

Vito is an absolute speed demon 🧡 #Strictly

Katya could turn herself upside down and inside out and still look spectacular #Skills #Strictly

Twinks and Rochelles partners did not look anything like I expected them to 😲 #bbuk

My mum would be - don't fart don't belch don't pick your nose, fix my phone, where's my [random item] and stop swearing .....there'd be no crying - I'd get slapped 🤣 #HomeVisit #bbuk