Brand Marketeer and Voice Coach. Known to take a lot of photos. I have an insatiable sweet tooth.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2009
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If I ever cross your mind and you wonder what I’m up to, just know I’m probably somewhere eating the shit out of some cake. – at Chicago, IL
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BREAKING: Sen. @RandPaul is introducing an amendment to the government funding bill to strike the hemp language.
Call your elected officials NOW & ask them to support Paul’s amendment. ⬇️
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DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?”
LUTNICK: “10%.”
DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.”
LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.”
DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”
Check out Vulcan VCS18 V-Series 18" Electric Multicooker - sear, braise, boil, saute, fry ebay.com/itm/146305938795?mk… #eBay via @eBay
what happened to the roof of my mouth last night spring rollogically speaking can never happen again
The super gross thing about this platform is I don’t even follow @elonmusk yet it’s his overbearing tweets that I see every 4th tweet in my feed - like absolutely chill dude
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Monday-Thursday: my body is a temple. Friday-Sunday: my body is a Spirit Halloween
Our good friend Richard Beltzer of Monteverde Restaurant & Pastifico shares his favorite ways to be cool 😎 and stay cool 🧊 this summer with Imbibe Magazine:
“When packing a cooler, I always make sure to load up on: a bottle of…lnkd.in/gex_un7j lnkd.in/gjBhX7s9
Incredibly proud of our Lyre’s flock this week at Bar Convent Brooklyn! One of the best BCB’s I’ve seen to date and I can proudly say we joined the ranks of some of the best booths at the show this year 😎
Thank you so incredibly much to Lauren Dickerso…lnkd.in/gxEXb7bq
TLDR; spend more time with people, it’s good for your health.
The risk of premature death from being socially disconnected is equivalent to smoking 15 cigarettes a day and represents an even higher mortality impact than a lack of physical activity and o…lnkd.in/gK68qGSs
🌟Proud Partner Moment 🌟
It’s not every day you score the cover of Food & Wine Magazine, but this month Jonathan Zaragoza did and I couldn’t be more proud of him. He cooks with heart and soul, but beyond that, he’s a talented and creative artist that rep…lnkd.in/gwrpGaap
Thanks @johnmayer for spending 1,178 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Still Feel Like Your Man. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0hEu…
Just saw Spears recently and there were a few too many pedophilia jokes… one of which the entire crowd fell PRETTY quiet for.
Exclusive: Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears accused of child sexual abuse thedailybeast.com/comedians-…
I just feel like, based entirely on the amount of action movies I’ve seen, I can absolutely fly a plane
