Welsh Deputy Manager of a bar in London. Lover of good sarcasm and bad puns. Mostly moan about football on here 😂

London, England
Joined August 2011
The one he is moaning is reckless and should be a red is a playwr literally getting the ball and being nowhere near the man The other is claiming a player shouldn't have got a red card for literally kicking someone 😂😂😂
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Seen so many arsenal fans since our game sunday claiming that heaven should've got a red for a reckless challenge that was nowhere near an opposition player Now the same club's fans are claining this one wasn't a red card 😂
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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The guy that scored the winner for Fleetwood in his interview 'Score the goal and just run like fuck' Interviewer- we apologise for the bad language Player - oh shit 😂😂😂
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Fleetwood just knocked out arsenal
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Craig Ellis retweeted
Sky offering more coverage on a potential sacking of a manager than they did on the evening of the announcement that City were guilty of years of cheating.
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Lot of united fans on here in the last 24 hours saying 'ineos are selling lasagne and nice, why not united' Do these people genuinely not remember that the glazers are still majority owners. How can ineos sell a club they don't own?
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Hoping the balon d'or ceremony never happens in the UK again personally All of our outside furniture in work has been completely destroyed by bellends trying to see a load of footballers walk passed Love football but it's a shame so many fans act like complete tossers
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Ogden going full pelt with talking absolute bollocks today, I see The last option would be absolutely hilarious knowing that city getting caught is what frees us from the glazers but it doesn't sound ecen remotely believable as a reason for them to leave
🚨 | The Glazers are waiting for the right TIME to cash in and sell their #mufc shares. The failed European Super League denied them an obvious opportunity to sell, but one source has identified two other potential triggers for a sale: - The construction of a new stadium, which would increase the club's value - The prospect of Man City being expelled from the #PL, leaving a major rival out of the race for major trophies 👀 [@MarkOgden_]
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Balon d'or awards happening in the palladium a minutes walk from my work But after I've literally spent around 50 hours dealing with a constant stream of dickheads in there non stop since friday afternoon, I just want to get home 😂
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They knew exactly what they were doing with the way that's worded
BREAKING: Jason Wilcox has departed from Manchester United training ground, however the question still looms, is Michael Carrick still in his job? 🚨
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Breaking news: man turns up to work at job he is employed at Absolute revelation there, lads 😂
BREAKING: Michael Carrick has arrived at the Manchester United training ground, amid serious doubts over his future as the club’s head coach 🚨 United’s director of football, Jason Wilcox and chief executive, Omar Berrada are also there.
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The fact that people are claiming that ayden heaven's booking was the correct decision, yet then think that this isn't a foul is one of the reasons these officials get away with everything and continue to be shite each week
Mbeumo gets obstructed like that in the box and somehow no penalty is given?
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I'm not excusing the players here in any way. They've barely looked like a pub team on the pitch for the last few games Is this not a bit rich though, from Gary neville, who has just got into bed with mark goldbridge and makes a living these days from just slagging the club off?
Gary Neville on Manchester United’s players: “Some of them aren't that professional. So I've got no time for them. There's a few of them that don't go to bed at the right time, don't eat the right things, don't think about Manchester United every single minute of every day, and aren't living and breathing this football club as they should be - and as professionals should.” #MUFC
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The amount of absolute dickheads we've had to deal with in work tonight for el classics has almost made me forget about the united game Made all the worse by the fact that I A. Was meant to finish at 7pm B. Am back in at 7am Absolute shithole of a weekend
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Absolute madness 😂 It's not the reason we lost today but christ, the standard of officiating in this league gets more and more laughable every single week
How was Ayden Heaven booked for this? Man United ROBBED!!!
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Genuinely starting to wonder how far off being ready the under 21 players are if they can't get any minutes when the first team look this bad every game Not having a LB and a ST in squad is ridiculous but we shouldn't be playing this bad
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Someone wearing a hood when the weather is shit...outrageous Your own club getting found guilty of 114 charges...defends it Honestly,
Hood up, sulking, 32 years of age, after slagging off his manager who gave him the platform to win the PFA award 😂Embarrassing.
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Or maybe, just maybe... It's really fucking cold outside There's more than enough to moan about united for this season without ex players resorting to nonsense like this
🚨🎙️ | Ashley Young reacts to Bruno Fernandes arriving at Old Trafford with his hood up: "Okay, you've been dropped as a player. It happens to players. I've been there. But you want to see a REACTION. "He's got his hood up, he's walking in, he's telling the fans that he's still upset. But that's NOT the reaction you want from a captain of #mufc. "You want to see him, 'okay, right, I've been dropped. I know what I've done wrong. I'm going to walk in, and when I get the opportunity to come on the pitch, I'm going to show what I'm actually about. "'Okay, my comments in the week were said and directed to Michael Carrick, but I don't want to show everyone else. What I've said is already out there. Now I need to show what I'm about, personality...' "Showing THAT [his hood being up] when he walks in, that's not what you want to see…" [Sky]
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If he had come to united in the summer and we had the start to the season as spurs have had, or that we're currently on ourselves for that matter, you'd be moaning he's a waste of money and has just had 1 good game Amazing how every single player we don't sign is the answer 😂
Hopefully this is the summer where INEOS learn the lesson of cheaper isn't better. Remember we would've signed Delap over Sesko if he didn't pick Chelsea because he was the cheaper ST. Our owners focused on economics over ability and you can't build a football team that way..
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And villa fans wouldn't be claiming the manager is shit and has no tactics all over social media constantly when they do have a bad run of form He's also been there for longer than any manager we've had post sir alex
Last summer, Aston Villa lost Morgan Rogers, Ezri Konsa, Ollie Watkins, Leon Bailey, Lucas Digne, Enzo Barrenechea, and Emi Martinez. As a result of that, they had a very poor start to the season; 4-0 loss, 1-0 loss, and a 0-0 draw. ZERO goal scored in their first three games of the season. Since then, they've been UNDEFEATED in their last 8 games in all comps — 7 wins, 1 draw. Now, this is what you get from a top manager. He found a way to get the best out of his team despite losing that many quality players. He's got a Chelsea reject firing upfront (Nico Jackson), and a United reject holding things down at the back (Lindelof). Look at that Villa team and give me one reason why they're so much better than us despite us having the better players? Answer is, the manager. He is a top-level tactician and coach who demands 100% hard work from his players. My point being, Man Utd owners/board have their own share of blame, but we should be getting much better results and performances with our players, and that's on the manager.
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