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Think Ringo had it easy? Test your drumming skills Think you've got rhythm? I scored 924 out of 1000 points. Can you do any better? concerthotels.com/got-rhythm via @ConcertHotels
The @qantas fiasco continues. After being booted from the airport and a three hour delay, the upgraded seat I booked was mysteriously lost from the system. My gold status expires in a couple months, so I think I'm on the lookout for a new airline. Any recommendations?
A new customer experience low point in progress by @qantas - being told I have to spend my 8h (10hr with delays) transfer in Bengaluru OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT, and no service counter to speak to! Hopefully they monitor twitter?
Tomorrow's generation might find drinking water more affordable if they didn't insist on repeatedly spooling unused rolls of toilet paper onto the bathroom floor
Thank you every emailing list I have registered for, ever, for the messages about how all your companies are reacting to COVID-19. I will read all 18,564 of them with interest.
Taking some stock shots instagram.com/p/ByHnd7RgvZM/…
This offer's going to save me an arm and a leg @ Newport, New South Wales, Australia instagram.com/p/BufMb9enscg/… – at Sydney, New South Wales
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At the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place and The Nun took second, which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities.
Getting dropped off by a taxi at the airport:
Driver: have a great flight!
Me: thanks! You too!
It has been a long day.
Customer service @Avis : invent a premium 'preferred customer' service, downgrade all your other customers to 'piece of shit' service and let them queue for hours in a sweltering glass box in the south of France. Try harder.
Uninvited, my iPhone just fired up @AppleMusic and pushed Bon Jovi's latest turd through my car speakers. I may never buy @Apple again.
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