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Yikes.
🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨
#DOLPHINS HEAD COACH MIKE MCDANIEL SAID UMM 157 TIMES IN HIS POSTGAME PRESSER TONIGHT.
McDaniel used the same six words throughout tonight's presser:
UM
UH
UGH
AH
AHH
UMM
This is something else 😳😳😳
The Creator retweeted
Would you kindly…get excited because Netflix is partnering with 2K and Take-Two Interactive to produce a film adaptation of the renowned video game franchise BIOSHOCK!
Apparently Rod Farva subbed in for the RamRod touchdown. @jaychandrasekha – at Bel Air, MD
The Creator retweeted
LIONS FANS: Well, at least we can find solace here at church. The words of the Lord will help us forg—
JUSTIN TUCKER:
The Creator retweeted
Do you need a seafood restaurant to remind you to vote tomorrow? Kinda seems like the celebrities have lectured you enough.
The Creator retweeted
I just wanna go one day without my timeline being flooded with recycled Karen jokes
Patiently waiting for @arcade_1up to cook up a Mad Dog Mcree, Time Crisis and House of the Dead light gun cabinet. – at Abingdon, MD
#9 on the field, #1 in our hearts.
I love you @jtuck9 , and your passion for Royal Farms chicken and/or coffee. – at Abingdon, MD
The Creator retweeted
Apple pie is the most overrated pie there is. It tastes weird.The consistency is off putting. The chunks are too big. And there’s a lot of pressure to “love” it. I’ve kept silent on this a long time because there are defenders out there but it’s actually the WORST pie we have.
