@CrassVol

A victim of sports. Vols, Fins, Bucs, Rays, Lightning, and whoever else is disappointing me today.

Joined March 2009
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I’m making Skyline chili 5 way because I’m eating it and you aren’t.
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The jEtS 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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If I were a Vols and Titans fan I would be this dude contemplating his next move off the Henley Street Bridge.
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True 💯. 😂
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I’m taking the case off my iPhone because after today I’m now a risk taker.
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That play Texas just ran, bootlegging Manning into the end zone, would have been a nice play for the Vols to have run!
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At least I have my Miami Dolphins to look forward to tomorrow.
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Everyone can come get a free Powerade tomorrow except David Smith. Your Weigel’s card is revoked.
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Ok. Rant over. On with my night and I’m hungry.
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I typically like to get kissed WHILE I’M GETTING FUCKED GO BIG 🍊
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The least David Smith could have done was kiss us. GO BIG 🍊
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Fire everybody
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I hate everything
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Please do this, Vols GO BIG 🍊
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BLOCKED AND BYU RECOVERS What an insane game.
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BLOCKED AND BYU RECOVERS What an insane game.
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I can’t take this much stress.
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I want to body slam David Smith
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Please, for all that is good and holy, don’t throw an interception.
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This game has lasted all week
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David Smith finishes in a yellow cloth
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