Social media has convinced so many women that they deserve the best without ever becoming better.

It’s always “are you autistic” never “thank you for the granular detail on that incredibly niche topic.”

If you ever feel dumb, just remember there are people out there who believe that Anthropic will one day be a profitable company.

The river reaches the ocean because it keeps moving, not because it knows the way.

Whenever I spend $735 at Costco, I always treat myself to a nice dinner.

I’m going to dress up as Claude for Halloween this year. That way I might have a chance of a girl messaging me.

Loneliness, too much time indoors, lack of respect for older generations, loss of family, poor nutrition, and lack of exercise have ruined society.

Women say they want an ambitious man but the second you start talking about establishing a private military company in West Africa to protect Chinese-owned mining operations while quietly acquiring equity in the mines yourself suddenly it’s “too much.”

Crypto influencer: “Thanks to trading, I was able to buy a Lamborghini SVJ this month.” Viewer: “That’s awesome man. I followed your exact trades and I lost all of my money. I’m not sure how because you made good calls. Anyways, keep killing it man. You are an inspiration.”

“Dude, this is so much worse than 2008.”

I’m not sure how much longer I can survive in Nasdaqistan. Half of my men have been margin called and the other half are bleeding. Please send help. I don’t know if I can survive another red day.

Wait you are telling me that people think the market is going to crash because they believe the internet is going to break? Lmao. We are going so much higher.

What happened to $VST today?

I have no idea how options work but I want to long $MRNA. It it down 21% today and I’m not sure why, and I honestly think it can have a short squeeze. Is this a good idea?

Looks like nobody listened to me.

Every dollar that you invest should be aggressively allocated to the assets with the strongest relative strength. There is no need to buy what looks “undervalued.” The market is continuously telling you which assets have demand and which do not. Price strength is information. Weakness is information. Follow the strength.

AI is way overhyped.

You can get over anything when you realize that nothing truly belongs to you or to anyone else. People are simply experiences, and a good life is not determined by how much you gain, it is determined by how well you perceive losses.