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The first thing you must remember is this; Do not call me Commissioner Dick. Ever. Nay Scotland Yard. Possibly a parody.

Joined March 2011
Dongle and mouse lost at The Conference of the International Police Orchestras. Oh diddly.
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Tea and cupcakes. Rather angelic. In @CostaCoffee
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In a strategic meeting at New Scotland yard and there are no krispy kremes. Now, that is a big fail.
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It's a new day, a new dawn. Here at New Scotland Yard.
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Together we can build a safer London. Please don't use "any" hand held electronic device while driving or you might lose your license.
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I am not the Commissioner and someone thought it fit in getting the account suspended. Staff officers have too much time on their hands.
Replying to @CressidaDick
@CressidaDick is appointed the 1st female Met police commissioner in London. Bravo for the sir-name. Told you Brits have a sense of humour.
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Scrambled egg, toast, white tea, one sugar. Oh, and three weetabix before my daily briefing with the command team.
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MsDick(not real) retweeted
Congratulations to @metpoliceuk on their new Commissioner @CressidaDick . Great role model, professional officer. – at Lyminge, England
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"Cressida Dick is the first female Commissioner of the Met Police and will be a brilliant beacon for women within and beyond this force."
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There's no one else in this room.
Whoever leaves New Scotland Yard last tonight, turn that BLOODY light off.
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Shit! I have rather amended my bio.
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The joys of being Cressida Dick........................
The answer is No, no no.
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