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stuntin' like my ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ

OH• KY
Joined July 2011
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a wink and a smile and the land is ours. – at Morehead, KY
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WHO built!?
White people will soon be the minority in a country we built
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Ok so for us first timers, which way is Mecca?
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they’ll steal all the daylight from us if we allow them
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I can’t stand when someone drops what they are doing to tackle a customer service task that is not urgent. I understand that your doordasher forgot your drink but they’ll still refund you later, I promise.
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Inshallah
is there a word between yes and no
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I am actually very fond of my more troublesome qualities
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My brain is just running “oh my god, Hunter” in the background on loop.
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I dreamt that Hunter died and even in my sleep I was thinking “what a sad and awful dream”. After getting the horrible news I rode around in his car and took all his cash and clothes lol. Waking world me me stands on that decision 😂
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Always wondering if there were tears on Hunters face, was he calm and clear headed in the moment?
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I went to investigate a noise in the dark and then put my bat back because I imagined the intruder beating me with it lol. Gonna have to put your hands on me.
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When I listen to Dirty Diana I understand where she was coming from.
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Intimacy is not necessarily romance. It is what happens when two people feel safe enough to be real with each other.
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type of shit I come up with at work lol
A24 unveils clear popcorn bucket for ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.’
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reminds me of this post
one of the most fascinating ideas I've encountered recently is Chiastic Time life isn't a story unfolding from beginning to end, but a pattern unfolding around a sacred center mainly operating through coincidence and synchronicity, events separated by years reveal themselves as parts of a larger mandalic-like pattern
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You’re supposed to become a regular at your favorite bar in the city. You know that right
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When do words of affirmation become a praise kink?
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My algorithm always shows me other Cris’ and theyre brilliant and beautiful.
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go get the moon & bring it to me
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If you don’t like to moisturize after every shower now is a good time to switch to a cleansing oil or very least a weekly scrub.
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I lowkey know everything but no one asks
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Trusting AI to determine if something is AI is crazy, you don’t think that’s crazy!?
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