Midwest girl. Married to the Air Force. Boy mom. Olympian. Proud AZ Wildcat Alum. Kidney Donor. Sarcasm is my love language and I hate hypocrisy.

Land of Enchantment and Texas
Joined November 2011
Republicans are just the proudest ignorant asses…they just don’t care that they’re dumb w a B. Sadly, they think so little of their constituents that they brag about their ignorance. Sad.
U.S. House candidate @MainePaulLePage (R-ME) on whether he approves of handling of Iran war: "I don't know, I mean I'm here, not there. So I can't really answer that."
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Imagine not letting your kids trick or treat because Halloween is "unholy” and “demonic”, but then you go out and vote for men who touch kids and abuse women…
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I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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DL Hughley: “The biggest welfare queens in the country are billionaire white men. Whether you own AI centers or NFL teams, you get government money”
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"A new survey of 1,000 American adults found that the strongest supporters of transgender sports bans are not the people who admire women most: they are the people who hold the most hostile views about women." helenwebberley.com/news/tran…
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A blockbuster House ethics complaint filed alleges Lauren Boebert had sex with multiple staffers and issued six-figure payouts in hush money with taxpayer dollars. According to the complaint, Boebert is accused of carrying out sexual relationships with two former Chiefs of Staff and her District Director between 2021 and now. When reached for comment, the former spouse of one of the staffers Boebert was involved with stated “I assumed this would eventually surface, I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” Boebert is accused of mishandling federal taxpayer money, misusing campaign funds, and "witness tampering" regarding a $200k payout for one former staffer who threatened an ethics complaint.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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A sitting governor exchanged 1,400 intimate and embarrassing emails with the world's richest man, then gave him about $2 billion in tax breaks. State law bans the governor from preventing sitting legislators from seeing those public records. Greg Abbott did it anyway.
A sitting House member demanded the Governor’s records a month before Election Day, then fundraised off the request. State law bans legislators from using their office for personal benefit. Gina Hinojosa did it anyway.
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🏆 Strong Halloween Decorations 🎃 #Halloween2026 (H/T @bonnieupright)
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Arab science giants: 
* Ibn al-Haytham – father of optics
* Al-Kindi – invented cryptanalysis
* Al-Zahrawi – father of surgery
* Ibn al-Nafis – mapped pulmonary circulation
* Al-Battani – measured the solar year
* Ibn al-Shatir – pre-Copernican astronomy
* Ibn Khaldun – father of sociology 
Nobel science laureates of Arab heritage:
* Peter Medawar 🇱🇧 – Medicine '60, transplant immunology
* E.J. Corey 🇱🇧 – Chemistry '90, organic synthesis
* Ahmed Zewail 🇪🇬 – Chemistry '99, femtochemistry
* Moungi Bawendi 🇹🇳 – Chemistry '23, quantum dots
* Omar Yaghi 🇯🇴🇵🇸 – Chemistry '25, MOFs
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Has anyone reached out to IL #maga?
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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NEW: The NCAA tells us ZERO trans student-athletes are now competing in women's sports. Why does 15% of America think there are tens of THOUSANDS? "Politics are winning on the back of fiction."
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In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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It’s sad that we have to write this and share it widely bc our government officials are so ignorant and racist.
Replying to @BulwarkClips
2 Arabs have won the Nobel Prize for Science 6 Arabs have won for peace 1 for literature 2 won the Wolf Prize Arabs invented: Algebra The Hospital Modern Chemistry The first Flying Machine Universities The Pen And how to brew your coffee Signed, An Arab-American
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MOTHER JONES: “THEY WENT TO JARED… Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner used his position to hop in bed with autocrats and sell out America.” And the Hunter Biden hunters are silent. @MarshaBlackburn motherjones.com/politics/202…
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Wasn’t it @RepBoebert who brought a weapon into a gun-free building? Always confessing their own sins.
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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FLASHBACK — Republican Paul Weyrich (co-founder of the Heritage Foundation & ALEC): “I don’t want everybody to vote… our leverage in elections goes up as the voting populace goes down.” They’ve been saying it out loud for years. Please vote. 🗳️ 🇺🇸
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Much easier for the media to lock in on faux Cheesecake Factory outrage than a House Dem report indicating Todd Blanche basically told Ghislaine Maxwell "stop talking" when she was about to discuss a girl that could more closely tie Trump to Epstein
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In case you needed a reason to hate Donald Jr even more! 😡 “A guide said that during the trip, Trump Jr killed one Altai argali — an endangered sheep prized for its huge horns. The president’s son has shot at least two other argali on hunting trips in Mongolia since 2019.”
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Jessica: Trump said, “I don’t give a damn. We’re making a fortune.” You might wonder who “we” is. The “we” is him. He holds $81 million in oil and gas stocks. He made more stock trades than all 535 members of Congress put together.
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