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Krang clone looking for suitable, muscular, android body. Sports observer. Wannabe industrial designer. Science is cool. Stay in school.

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined November 2015
Replying to @milosraonic
@milosraonic had @OfficialGretzky in his box tonight - "advisor" in his entourage. On to the semis. #BNPPO16 – at Edmonton, Alberta
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-gets substituted in to pinch run -wears a sliding glove -takes the worst lead ever -slides with his feet
This has potential to be the most haunting photo in Toronto sports history.
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i’m never emotionally investing in sports again
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You couldn’t design a loss more cruel
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Why would you slide… run thru the plate and the WS is over!!!
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Replying to @HellerSports
If sliding was faster than that’s what Olympic sprinters would do. It’s never faster to slide.
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr. has put up big numbers all #Postseason long, but he has done so much more that doesn't show up in the box scores. MLB Now highlights the hustle and some defensive gems from the @BlueJays superstar this October.
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From elite batting stance impressions to hitting leadoff home runs, Davis Schneider does it all! πŸ’ͺ
WELCOME TO GAME 5 DAVIS SCHNEIDER GOES YARD ON THE VERY FIRST PITCH πŸ’₯
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Replying to @masonq33
Fair but she scares me like, if I were in some sort of strategy game for our survival against her I would not feel good
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Would have loved to have seen Bichette, Barger, Kirk's bat in these later innings.
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After 32 years... πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ O Canada at the #WorldSeries
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Dodgers’ Freddie Freeman spoke with the media about his Canadian roots, and how Canadians have already been giving it to him since the moment he stepped off the plane. πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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The only person more excited than George Springer on his home run was the guy in the Springer jersey who caught the ball. #WANTITALL
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How it started How it’s going
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100 GEARS, 1 TURN: THE MACHINE THAT MOCKS THE UNIVERSE Daniel de Bruin just built the Thanos of machines, a 100‑gear monster so powerful it would take more juice than every star in the cosmos to make the last gear spin once. To move it a single rotation, the first gear must turn a googol times. That’s a 1 with 100 zeros, a number so absurd it makes the atom count of the entire universe look like pocket change. Forget slow and steady. This thing makes glaciers look like race cars and time itself look impatient. It’s not just engineering, it’s a middle finger to reality. Source: @universe_unlocked1
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Everyone: the Oilers need to stop giving term, money & trade protection to bottom 6 players and sign efficient contracts The Oilers:
Trent Frederic and Edmonton are closing in on an extension which is believed to be an 8 year deal in the range of $4 million per season. #LetsGoOilers
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The Elks announce they are bringing back Dwayne Mandruziak for a 50th season. He will be in a joint community and historian role. #Elks
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The @NHL digital board ads have made hockey *physically* more difficult to watch on TV this season. Putting aside any philosophical concerns about commercialization, there are a number of *technical* reasons why it hurts your eyes to watch this. A THREAD … (1/n)
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ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀ STU TAKE MY ENERGY ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀
Skinner’s crease in Game 4. #Oilers
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Strobe by Deadmau5 Opus by Eric Prydz Contact by Daft Punk
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