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david

@CrocEnjoyer

Black Lives Matter, they always have they always will. // Officially sponsored athlete for @llovebrand and @pigsslam

 Chicago burbs
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Joined August 2012
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Blurred her out cuz i genuinely dont know her so idk if she would wanna be posted but i was a groomsman this weekend 馃お
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I鈥檇 like to see you walk a mile in my New Balances with insoles to help with plantar fasciitis
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First thing i told all my coworkers when i started at my job
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pls dont put your hand on my waist while im drunk i will want to fuck you
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Knocked Loose
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Sweet home vasa fitness villa park
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the stripper actually does love me. but i can't love her back. because of this dark path i've chosen...
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yall hiring??
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Im gettin fingerblasted crazy monkey style at work today
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Im gettin fingerblasted crazy monkey style at work today
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America last night
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Texans you have 24 hours before we start giving your children bottom surgery welcome to the left
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EVERYONE GET YOUR THINGYS OUT
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If we get blue Texas I鈥檓 going to the nearest buccees with my thingy out
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If we get blue Texas I鈥檓 going to the nearest buccees with my thingy out
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My carpal tunnel acting up cuz i voted 1025 times today
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Imad@imadfunnyNov 3
I鈥檓 a poll worker for today鈥檚 election and every time someone who鈥檚 ugly or weird votes I just throw out their ballot lol
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Dime@CumBlastedSkinNov 3
On job applications, I select 'other' for race, and put Irish
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MOST GOALS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BEFORE THE AGE OF 20 WHAT A PLAYER YAMAL
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Im sooo hot and horny for snowboarding season. White people really did their big one with that shit
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No yeah i really love getting to work before the sun even comes out at all. And its even better that i get to leave after its completely set its so awesome and cool
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Giving these as a gift is a sign of great respect in our culture
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