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Joined October 2012
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Despite Palmer, Murdoch and Rinehardt billions, the LNP are dead. I am so proud to be Australian right now!!! #abc730 #auspol
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Left-leaning Victorians, please vote: 1. Socialist 2. Greens 3. Labor Even if you’re a Labor voter who doesn’t fully agree with the first two parties, it’s clear that the Labor Party needs to be dragged left kicking and screaming in order to stop people turning to the far-right
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Russell Brand has plenty of time to find that Bible verse he was looking for now.
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Last 24 hrs are truly a Golden Age of Antifa comedy on Twitter
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Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
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Smokin' Joe Hockey banging on about middle ground leaders when he was Abbott's bitch is quite ironical no? @abc730
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Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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I fucking, fucking, FUCKING HATE writing about "antisemitism". I am so motherfucking SICK of it. I hate the word. I hate the rapey, gaslighting way all western institutions are constantly forcing this fake narrative down our throats that opposing genocide and apartheid and crazy wars means you secretly hate some random tiny religious group. Hate it, hate it, HATE it. But I have to keep writing about it, because if you let them control the narrative it just takes over and becomes the consensus reality. So essay after essay after motherfucking essay I find myself writing "Uh no actually it's not a hate crime to say you shouldn't drop military explosives on buildings full of children" like a fucking moron, over and over and over again. These freaks make me fucking sick. I hate the way they're constantly trying to stick their gross, rapey fingers into our minds and convince us we think things we don't think and feel things we don't feel. They never stop. They're like a cloud of gnats on a humid summer day constantly trying to fly into your nose, mouth and eyes. You swat them away and they're back an instant later, swarming, suffocating. Pieces of shit. Fucking disgusting, evil scumbags.
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Dear mainstream news media Repeating is NOT reporting. "Pauline Hanson said ..." is NOT journalism. Allowing One Nation to make verifiably false or misleading assertions is irresponsible. Don't blindly repeat lies. Call them out: "Today, ON falsely claimed..." #auspol #journalism
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The Government™ has made an ad about the protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.🌍🌎🌏
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Greg Brown trying to bothsides this situation is quite pathetic really. No nuance, thank goodness for Nikki Savva and Mark Kenny. #insiders
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For anyone still listening, the London Eye shows centuries of ideas, architecture and what good city planning can become. The Melbourne arsewheel shows every horrible edifice of Colonial planning in the 19th century. Glad I cleared that up for you. You are welcome.
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I know, personally, men who are deeply into the cuck lifestyle who would look at @senatorbabet and be all “oh he’s a bit much, isn’t he”. You are a profound embarrassment mate. Any chance you’re going to do something for your electorate? Be silent, then be gone.
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I have a feeling this guy will never appear on @InsidersABC ever again. He drowning, not waving.
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I dunno mate. Maybe if you turned up to work every once in a while you could fucking ask? It might, however, be because of the war your Daddy started? God you are such a fucking embarrassment @senatorbabet (oh, and we spell it litre here, you dipshit)
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the fourth law..@FinancialReview
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So treating your super like a payday loan Barnaby? And when that runs out, what then? FFS, so dumb. @abc730
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Given Jess Wilson says Victoria is broke, I’m starting a series looking at some Libs' approach to taxpayer-funded fiscal restraint. @DHughesy is very welcome to follow along. First up: Matthew Guy, Shadow Minister for Vic Public Transport, and apparently, much of Earth. 🧵 /1
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Sometimes you hear things on ABC radio's PM program that shock you. The reporter just said this: "More than 1% of of Northern Territory residents are in jail and 90% of them are Indigenous." Is there another former colony anywhere in the world with a stat that bad?
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