@Crooooow

I'm a biologist who knows krav maga with good people skills. Not a nerd. What part of ''I can also swim'' did you not understand?

Joined May 2008
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If you’re looking at my page wondering why I followed you out of nowhere, it’s because I just moved to Philly and I’m looking for the cool people
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You guys, I will do this for for $3000 and guarantee better results. Its like a huge discount my dudes. Let me name your baby and save you so much money!
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Fascinating
@fasc1nate6 Jan 2025
Norm Mcdonald appears on Who Wants to be a Millionaire in 2000
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Seva@SevaUT5 Nov 2024
BNO News
@BNONews5 Nov 2024
JUST IN: Bomb threats at 2 polling stations in Georgia came from Russia, state says
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Eat shit Santa
Santa Decides
@SantaDecides4 Nov 2024
We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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Just got a text from Obama asking for $20 before 8pm It’s Election Day, dawg. What you need twenty bucks for?
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I refuse to learn about the squirrel
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jenny_tightpants🪑@halomancer13 Nov 2024
the year is 2068. it is the most important election of all time. failure would mean electing donald trump, who is still alive, to his second term and enacting the stubbornly named project 2025
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At long last, the first cast member of Mr Show has been sentenced to federal prison for election interference. You're next, Rajskub!
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Michael Kunzelman@Kunzelman7528 Oct 2024
'Bob's Burgers' actor Jay Johnston sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot apnews.com/article/06d1c0f3b…

'Bob's Burgers' actor sentenced to 1 year in prison for role in Capitol riot

An actor known for his roles in the television comedies “Bob’s Burgers” and “Arrested Development” has been sentenced to one year in prison for his part in a mob’s attack on the U.S.

apnews.com
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Alien Super Show@aliensupershow21 Oct 2024
we asked AI for an ACCURATE depiction of Trump ACTUALLY working at McDonald's @MeidasTouch
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Good Faces@good_faces_bot16 Oct 2024
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habitual line-stepper@alaskastardust15 Oct 2024
Stanley Kubrick’s Racist Daughter in the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font

ALT Stanley Kubrick’s Racist Daughter in the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font

No matter, Maurence.@abs_sweetmarie14 Oct 2024
“Stanley Kubrick’s racist daughter” is a fresh new character I didn’t see coming.
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Old Internet
@OldInternetFeel13 Oct 2024
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This is elder abuse! Please let this man sit down!
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Scott Barber
@thescottbarber10 Oct 2024
Joe Biden controlling the weather
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I used to think that State Senators were the most insane class of politician, but Big City Mayors are really giving them some competition
Mayor Karen Bass
@MayorOfLA7 Oct 2024
Moving FORWARD.
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Derek Yeeter@xtremelywoke2 Oct 2024
walz: did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election? vance:
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We need a total and complete shutdown of big city mayors in the United State until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on
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