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Joined July 2011
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“i’m blocking you” do it, i lost the love of my life 11 bitches ago
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is this fucking play abt me
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Anyone got one of the sane, caring, sane, cute, sane, animal loving, SANE, single AND AVAILABLE women friends who has had bad luck too? SANE. Asking for a friend. Me. Its for me
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YOUR 2026 CHICAGO WHITE SOX ARE HEADING TO THE POSTSEASON!
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The Essence of this meme
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This is so sick
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Fuvk this challenge 😂😂
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Lego Stoner Set 🤩
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School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
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This picture now retroactively goes in the hall of fame
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💰 We're paying your rent 💰 The Mets are 0-10 since Mamdani hugged Mr. Met For every day NYM go without a win, we're sending out $1,000 towards someone's rent payment 🤝 To enter, just: 1️⃣ Repost this 2️⃣ Follow us
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LMAO that shit says “MLB The Show 24” you just know their code is so fucked & they just transfered it from year to year & now they can’t figure out why this continues to happen
This has been my experience as well! Shout out to @SonySanDiego & @MLBTheShow ! Everytime we think you've put out the worst piece of shit game you could possibly produce, you one-up it the very next year! You guys should be in prison for selling people a game this broken.
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Introducing the SM58: Pre-Dented Edition. Every unit ships with an authentic grille dent so you can skip straight to looking like you've been on the road for 20 years. Limited time only.
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Another good sign. 👌
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Since 1997 Tiger Woods has as many DUIs and car crashes as the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins.
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I’ve watched this 10 times and it gets funnier every time teapaw.org/PrimeKCulpepper/status…
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JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."
Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:26 PM EST 03.20.26 Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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