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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar

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sierra@sierralaykoNov 11
whenever someone tries to gossip with me over microsoft teams
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Mira Gonzalez@miragonzNov 10
abortion trolley problem
Anaïs (@MorriganReading) profile pictureAnaïs@MorriganReadingNov 10
feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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cal@JorCal_Nov 8
what conservatives say liberals are doing to texas, is what they’re actually doing to florida lmao
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 8
New - The longer you lived in Florida, the more likely you were to vote Democratic. 🔴 1-5 yrs R+25 🔵 11-20 yrs D+5 🔵 20+ yrs D+5 NBC exit polls
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#briseboisout • Pay Kuch (@champabayceo) profile picture
#briseboisout • Pay Kuch@champabayceoNov 8
Close the borders, deport all transplants
Politics Watch (@politics_watch1) profile picturePolitics Watch
@politics_watch1Nov 8
The longer you’ve lived in Florida, the more likely you were to vote Democratic. 1–5 yrs: R+25 🟥 6–10 yrs: R+9 🟥 11–20 yrs: D+5 🟦 20+ yrs: D+5 🟦 (NBC Exit polls)
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BRS
@Bryce_EstelleNov 7
But some of us would never shut up
Bluma (@x25princess) profile pictureBluma@x25princessNov 6
If dick size was as outwardly obvious as tit size, a lot of y'all would keep your fucking mouth shut.
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chris✌🏼@sonohedmanNov 7
was perfect before all of you moved here and ruined it
Nick | Gut Health (@theholisticnick) profile pictureNick | Gut Health
@theholisticnickNov 6
Tampa is the most mid city I’ve lived in. I really wanted to like it. Truly do not understand anyone hyping it up as the best spot in Florida.
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drinë 🇽🇰🇪🇺@horrorhasbegunNov 6
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Luke Bradley
@lucasdraytonNov 6
"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
🚩Dan Credentials🚩 (@CharlemagnumPI) profile picture🚩Dan Credentials🚩@CharlemagnumPINov 5
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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Patrick Heizer
@PatrickHeizerNov 6
"I don't understand how taxes work" is truly one of the most common type of posts on this site.
KDH (@KDH718795887741) profile pictureKDH
@KDH718795887741Nov 6
Replying to @Reinita625
$109k is not much money anymore and the feds want to take 25% of it. Fucking nuts.
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Robot James 🤖🏖 (@therobotjames) profile picture
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@therobotjamesNov 5
they've renamed it to texas they&them now
Cain 🤯 (@MCKCROSS) profile pictureCain 🤯@MCKCROSSNov 4
Texas A&M versus South Carolina Two LIBERAL schools in LIBERAL states
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Angie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 5
CC: @PeterSchorschFL You always have some slick shit to say. Either you’re a racist or you’re pissed @micheleforfl doesn’t want you. Knock it off.
Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) profile picturePeter Schorsch
@PeterSchorschFLNov 5
If only @AngieNixon and @micheleforfl had danced and rapped more they might have won!
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nick wright
@getnickwrightNov 4
The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) profile pictureStephen A Smith
@stephenasmithNov 4
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that! I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it! Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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Damarys@RoatansFinestNov 4
Yall: Florida didn’t deserve Angie Nixon Me in Florida deserving Angie Nixon: 😞
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Charli
@ImKnotTheOneNov 4
Byron Donalds accepting his new role as Governor of Florida..
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Angie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 4
Thank you, Florida. We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t hurt. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave and every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for something better. That movement isn’t going anywhere, and neither am I. The fight continues. Love, Angie 💗 #AngieForFlorida
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MISS VIRGO@varruechexoNov 3
Texas turning blue before Florida is soooo embarrassing omg can yall move back home?????
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WFLA NEWS
@WFLANov 4
SEAT FLIPPED: Democratic socialist Ashley Herrmann has unseated Republican state Rep. Danny Alvarez in Hillsborough County. wfla.com/news/battleground-f…
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Brandon Wolf@bjoewolfNov 4
Ask yourself what’s possible if Florida’s statewide candidates aren’t being outspent 50-1. Invest here and we can win here.
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Angie Nixon hands down ran the best campaign this cycle. No nationwide support in a state national Democrats have written off, and she’s made it a nailbiter. If Jolly squeaks over the finish line, he’ll have Nixon to thank for mobilizing so many voters who usually sit out.
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaNov 4
florida will never prosper because its a giant retirement home. reactionary boomers move there in the twilight of their life to fuck somebody over one last time. add all the republicans who moved there during covid so they could cough on their waitress at dennys and yea
Artist Formerly Known As (@ESPNFrankie) profile pictureArtist Formerly Known As
@ESPNFrankieNov 4
Florida is just a unique case
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