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Buy me snacks and tell me I’m pretty 👷🏼‍♀️ @newslangclub @banquetrecords

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Joined August 2011
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The speed at which my brain went from OMG YAY TAIKA IS RIGHT THERE to "you don't even deserve to be in his presence, look at you" is remarkable
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I should be excited about my imminent trip to sea, but I'm distracted by my smug inner voice repeatedly saying "oh those live vests are a great choice for efficiency and safety in the water" 😑👷🏼‍♀️
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I almost couldn't open my bottle of water and I immediately thought to myself OH GREAT I'LL DIE OF DEHYDRATION ON HOLIDAY BECAUSE I INSISTED I CAN BE INDEPENDENT AND GO ALONE
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Please @cineworld can you send South Ruislip some veggie hot dogs! 🌭💚
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Cryan my eyes out retweeted
#TEDLASSO: a full circle moment
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What will it take to get @WeAreFireworks to play Detroit today 🥹 or to do the fun WAHHH bit at the end of Wild Bunch
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I know I'm too old to be a Harry Styles fan because that "boot scoot" fills me with bladder control based fears 😅
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A man just asked me where this train goes to, and then CORRECTED my answer when I gave it. OK, cool
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I really hope they actually do publish some version of Trent Crim's book from @TedLasso I can't get enough 🥰
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Cryan my eyes out retweeted
a month since this show was announced and @LotteryWinners now have a no. 1 album. don’t miss out on this great band playing down the road on Tuesday night banquetrecords.com/the-lotte… – at Kingston upon Thames, London
🎤 THE LOTTERY WINNERS 🎤 in celebration of the record Anxiety Replacement Therapy, The Lottery Winners play live in Kingston in May banquetrecords.com/the-lotte…
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Meal replacement shake powder in my beer it is then 😅
Here they are, your official #SDF23 times and clashfinder which will be the same for both South and North. We are proud to announce the @KNOTFEST stage headlined by @MalevolenceRiff and the @KerrangMagazine tent featuring 2 stages headlined by @Yellowcard and @creepercultuk
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Normalise wearing little bits of paper to explain who made you cry - in the same way people show who they're running for during a marathon.
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Hey @BanquetRecords let's put @gamesweplayfl on the guestlist for the @AllTimeLow shows tomorrow, yeah?
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Two people on blades in two days on release week for new @cantswim_ album... their attention to detail with marketing, and pushing it out to the UK is absolute 😙👌🏻🌟
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Haven't been successful in seeing The 1975 yet, but Wallows tonight is going to be so wonderful I might stop refreshing twickets for a day or two 😅
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If you start listening to @WeAreFireworks new album at midnight, you'll be listening to their new album at midnight, and surely that's better than any meme
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Happy New Year’s Eve divas 🎉
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I slept on Halsey (her BTS collab excluded) until now... or was I not ready for Halsey until now..?
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Cryan my eyes out retweeted
please don’t even consider queueing for Louis Tomlinson overnight. it might jeopardise the show from happening – at Kingston upon Thames, London
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