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Joined February 2024
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Predictions for 2026 #Bitcoin: bear market low ~$60k-$65k around September/October #Repo Crisis: invokes a ‘Covid’ style crash in the stock market giving the fed the liquidity crisis they need to begin true QE, turning printers on to inject liquidity. #Silver: tops near $150 #Gold: tops near $5250 #AI: further developments in agentic AI and robotics renew confidence that AI is not a ‘bubble’ #War: Russia and Ukraine agree peace but headlines pivot to further tension in Middle East (Israel, Iran, Lebanon, Saudi, Yemen) and Africa (Sudan, Nigeria) #Energy: global energy prices continue to rise due to AI infrastructure buildout #Space: another exciting discovery made about an exoplanet showing potential signs of intelligent life #conspiracy: flat earthers continue to believe that the earth is flat
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Tucker Carlson makes a living off clickbait. This one has worked a charm. There will be no nuclear weapons used in the near future
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer. Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war. To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha. The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people. And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final. We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it. Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made. They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making. One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
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When society sides with a tiger over a human life, you know we’re fucked
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Would Jesus approve of this? America is no longer a Christian country.
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I'm trending on the @Pumpfun app!
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This lil fuck is a symbol thats against mass launchpaditization( yeah i made it up fn), endless endorse me plz coins, and just mass fuckery Send a currently mega trending meme to 9 figs and cleanse our souls I dont usually buy much viral shit anymore but im just tired tbh Return to normalcy.
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This sitting dog is about to save us all
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The fastest growing dog meme in current time Meet $SDOG 🐕 CA : yFcTuQJCMsd1Asya15GZ7h4KGdxsujRLcUiTWWXpump
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POV: You're getting ready for bed but you live in Chile
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Literally names 3 different places and calls them the same place lmao
TRUMP ON BRITAIN: ‘UNITED KINGDOM,’ ‘BRITAIN’ AND ‘ENGLAND’ — ‘MORE NAMES THAN ANY OTHER PLACE IN THE WORLD’
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If you’ve not figured out the Larpers in the crypto space by now you’re cooked
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Most hated rally ever today hehe $SPY $SPX
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Is everyone surviving Black Monday OK?
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We’re sharing a solution to the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, one of the deepest problems at the frontier of mathematics. The proof was produced by a group of agents, using an OpenAI next-generation model significantly more capable than GPT-6 Astra. The problem concerns whether the description of smooth three-dimensional fluid motion modeled by the Navier-Stokes equations can break down. It has remained unresolved for roughly 90 years.
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There is no Sol airdrop I love you
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«Low resolution dog»
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after 5 cups of coffee
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My quant was indeed right again
My quant just said the #Bitcoin bottom is in
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