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So there's this car that runs on water, man....

Joined January 2014
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started crypto to retire my bloodline but ended up setting us back 3 generations
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There are 293 different scenarios where Bitcoin could go If any of them happens, remember I was the first to predict this
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Real
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did satoshi refuse to add hes pronouns to hes bio
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my pronouns are high/er
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Super Intelligence is now known as Artificial Intelligence again
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tech bros after this week
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Bitcoin closed October at $77,430 No Uptober unfortunately, But RSI is above 50 for the 3rd month in a row, Signaling the birth of a new bull market.
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Signal: both 50-week moving average and 155-day realized price at $75k. Don't get distracted by noise at this point.
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THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE MENACE.
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Ledger isn't the only one, @Trezor devices sold by CryptoBilis also had an implant. IMPORTANT: If you bought a Trezor from CryptoBilis from March 2026 onwards and are using it to store funds, please move your funds to a newly created wallet with a new seed as soon as possible. If you have a device you are unsure of, DM me. I'll happily cover shipping fees and analyze your device. trezor.io/blog/news/implant-…
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Revenue: $16.3B Net loss: $80.7B IPO valuation: $2T
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The McRib is back on 10/27. BTC historically goes up >2x after the McRib returns. Don't fade the McRib. Not financial advice.
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"Agents need fast storage. Isn't Filecoin cold storage?" A read that used to take ~15 minutes on a classic deal now takes ~300ms, fast enough for your agents.
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The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Your wealth is digital. The device you manage it with should be built for that. Meet Ledger Atom™: the security of industry leading hardware, the convenience of your everyday apps, plus control over your AI tools, and a rapidly expanding platform of apps, all in one quantum ready device. Agents propose. You approve. Your Ledger signer enforces.
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Major developments to Filecoin tokenomics and strategy that go live this month 💫 1. Rewarding customer acquisition & retention with new network reward mechanics 2. End of vesting built into the genesis block completes, reducing daily token supply growth 3. New products for enterprises and AI agents 🧵
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