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I loom ominously over San Francisco throughout the year, slowly sucking your shitcoins up into my dense, foggy mass before I retreat to sea and store my stash.

San Francisco
Joined August 2013
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I put tens of thousands of dollars into $LUNA and $UST long before any depegging occurred and my airdrop amount on V2 is a whopping… 1.37 LUNA…! What in the actual fk is going on here. Have fun with your dumbass new chain, folks!
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
Replying to @traderrocko
You mean Luna or Luna Classic or Luna Cash or Luna SV?
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Yes, 30% APY *is* too good to be true for an algo stable coin. No, it’s not “risk-free.” Apparently we’ve learned nothing from other algo failures. And who else but @justinsuntron to step up to the plate at this time, just after $UST ($USTC) implodes… medium.com/@jacobvan/usdd-is…
Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
the top is when you screenshot your portfolio
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The new #LUNAismorethanUST #TerraIsMoreThanUST narrative has already succeeded so… I assume you’ll turn off the “BURN” bots now? Like ASAP 🙄 k thx
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Wtf even is this conversation 🤣 Normies’ Intro to Crypto 101? “Nobody even onboarded us!…My husband pursued the NFT path and I pursued the DeFi path…” wut 😦 teapaw.org/i/spaces/1dRJZlONwAMKB
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
So many billions, all the time in the world now, the most brilliant minds from "Bosford university" and no one came up with a post mortem and a strategic study that could eventually conclude that Terra without UST was still worth XX and a sound business case to be proposed.
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
🧵👇 Do Kwon and Terraform Labs defrauded the retail public of hundreds of millions of dollars *that they currently still have*. It came out of the pockets of LUNA & UST holders and went into their wallets. Here's why you should be mad, and here's what you can do about it. 🧵👇
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One of the only people making any sensible points and recommendations right now:
🧵👇 A compilation of why I believe Do Kwon is, at some level, personally responsible for the UST machine and owes something to people who lost millions in savings. Not all the blame falls on him but these factors should be factored in ethically, morally, and legally. 🧵👇
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
2) As painful at it is, investments always come with risk, like the two sides of a coin. If investors deserve a “refund” when a investment goes bad, does that mean they should give back some of the profit when it succeeds? Nope. That is not how investments work.
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$ATOM caught my eyeballs today. Got me thinking about the universe expanding and shit… 🤔 IF (yes, I said “if”) the markets decide to make a macro rebound (perhaps one last hoorah b4 death?) I could see $ATOM shredding this one. (No, I don’t have a bag bc I don’t have any $)
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Whoops, the visual helps 🌌🥹
Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
Jump & friends tank an already capitulating market by shorting $BTC Jump & friends depeg $UST during LP move Jump & friends ask Do for the $BTC & $UST to save the peg before non-custodial service is complete Jump and friends dump $UST and swipe the $BTC The end.
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
Please nobody buy Luna. I don’t say this to scare you, maybe there will be a time in the future, but you cannot save UST here without Luna going to pennies imo. NFA
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Crypto Karl the Fog retweeted
Now I'm sure @terra_money is under heavily attack... whoever is carrying this attack knows Tendermint* well and it's currently smashing the infrastructure increasing the financial damage. Someone must be really really mad.
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We’re here, believing that crypto will rally around this, as it’s the first major malicious shot fired by corrupt oligarchs and their cronies. We’re here knowing that the funds which are not corrupt will want this attack to fail and $UST to survive. 2/5
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Poof! The money’s all gone* just like that! Nothing to see here…🪄🧐 *redistributed to thieves 👺 $UST $LUNA
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You know what’s funny? After all the dust settles, who do you see still hanging around these sad, dark corners of Twitter? The OGs. The #LUNAtics who are going to keep building and dig the patient ones out of these catacombs. $LUNA $UST
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