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just waiting to retire #BTC #SOL #TROLL $RAGEGUY $RETIRE $BUTTCOIN $GIGA

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i’m so tired of winning mr president trump please make it stop…. i’m tired of winning!
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the “crypto president” k*lled crypto what a time to be alive
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just return to the OG memes and block all the KOLs easiest way to make money
One of crypto's largest KOLs has been secretly extracting millions from his audience We’ll expose him soon Unfortunately, he’s just a symptom of a much bigger problem Social trading has brought out the worst in KOLs. It was designed to keep them honest by making every trade public. In reality, the opposite happened In just a few weeks, we exposed a number of "top social traders" using the same tricks: • Public wallets to attract copy traders • Side wallets to dump • Callouts to farm rewards • Bundled tokens to hide supply And there are plenty more doing the exact same thing Why? Because our industry incentivizes it 1) Launchpads allow it Most launchpads today are obsessed with one thing: volume. Millions in callout rewards, affiliate links, and top leaderboards. Almost nothing on detecting bundles, side wallets, or shady traders. Scams drive volume. Launchpads have no reason to stop it (other than actually caring about their users) 2) Social trading incentivizes it Side wallets have become a business model. Before social trading, only big KOLs could do it. Now, anyone who lands on a leaderboard can monetize by dumping on their copy-traders. The temptation is real 3) CT normalizes bundle culture “Everyone bundles. It's how it's done" - an excuse we hear every time we expose a KOL. Supply control isn't the problem. Hiding it is. If it's so bullish, why hide it? Spoiler: because you're planning to sell *** Launchpads are paying millions to dishonest KOLs. It's time they start taking it seriously Audit the top traders. Expose their side wallets. Ban repeat offenders We have the tools. What's missing is the willingness to use them No one's coming to save us
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buttcoin is the ultimate bitcoin hedge
buttcoin is the ultimate bitcoin hedge
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ron desantis 2028… i support this
JUST IN: Ron DeSantis odds surge over 100% to become 2028 Republican presidential nominee
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probably the best ta i’ve seen this cycle… feeling like i’m bout to turn bullish again
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT TA ! _______ solana:2z1s9nrjhTdr26kpNYJrM29h3tyjAp6aKNofbkV9pump about to do THIS.
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Slurpee retweeted
99.9% OF YOU WILL LOSE IT ALL. 1,000 X? 🤣 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. PROBABILITIES ARE STACKED AGAINST YOU. About the Memecoin launchpad Casinos, you see, what you don't understand is this: They have to keep you losing, so they can rake in massive profits, hope keeps you coming back, if you'd make a 1,000x you wouldn't come back, you'd invest in safer assets, logical. I recently wrote an article here on X about the probability of making a 1,000 X with Memecoins, and the following HOPELESS statistics prove my point. You actually HAVE NO CHOICE but to bet on established, proven, legit coins, THAT is the only way to make a 1,000 X. 99.998% of Memecoins die. Check the stats and read the following 2 articles : The ultimate degenerate Gamble teapaw.org/artcoingems/status/208… The right way to make a 1,000 X, if at all you can. teapaw.org/artcoingems/status/211…
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been here for 15 years just waiting to 1000x just needs a little rub $buttcoin
What if the next billion dollar runner is already here? What if it’s been here for 15 years… $Buttcoin
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just want to say congratulations to everyone for owning nothing stay salty my friends
We sold everything to shop more nothing.
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Replying to @ButtCoin
bottom was last week when everyone was shouting “haha glad i didn’t buy that shit!” now they’re like “fuck, it was obvious that was the bottom” 💀 kek
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shadow is referring to solana:4ec7Lf7JuCYQVQnUJCzpW5YvaPMNEAeqDRwGcU5n9GGJ because who doesn’t love earning free bitcoins and swapping then for buttcoins every normie knows bitcoin and satoshi it’s poetic
The main thing my normie friends love now is the reflections coins. Without me bringing them up they always talk about em. Getting a solid asset for holding a meme is just super appealing to them for whatever reason. Super bullish on reflection tokens.
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enough of this market manipulation… it’s time to solana:zGh48JtNHVBb5evgoZLXwgPD2Qu4MhkWdJLGDAupump once and for all
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unfortunately this is fact, but was also brought upon themselves… sad because they had to ability to make crypto great again but instead just sucked the liquidity…
Republicans promised a golden age for crypto. what we got: - Presidential memecoins - No clarity act - A market that dumps on every tweet now democrats have the house. - Probably still no clarity act - But a lot less war chaos - No Obama coin and the market likes calm. that’s the pump.
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solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump since 2011… but yet still so early at only $5m mcap IP soon, chances like this only happen once yet you still sitting there like “haha i was right not to buy this shit” 💀 guess what happens next…
It’s called Buttcoin because in the early days, when you mined crypto, it was like pulling money out of your butt. It also sounds like Bitcoin. A classic meme thesis even your uncle can understand. $Buttcoin is for everyone.
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time for OG memecoin unity and sendoooor
If only yall knew how powerful we could be if we just worked together. We don’t need anyone but ourselves. People are waking up and are fed up… they will soon band together to make positive changes. I have high hopes for the future.
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SERIOUSLY… don’t move to florida if you love your life… alligators and rattlesnakes can smell liberals and will eat you alive! not to mention the hurricanes… they tend to only flood the dems houses… strangest phenomenon i’ve ever seen. 💀
I wanted to say that Florida is a truly awful place to live. Do NOT move here because you don’t like whomever got elected in your state. We have ginormous bugs like you’ve never seen in your life. They all bite and sting and it hurts. And they’re out ALL year. We have hurricanes, tropical storms, and tornadoes from April to November. Alligators pop out of your toilet. Coyotes run around wild. The humidity is brutal from February to December. Then it suddenly gets cold for a month but buildings aren’t properly insulated so you freeze. Housing costs, electricity, food are all super high. Wages are super low. Traffic is insane. There are long waits for doctors and dentists. No one speaks English. Literally the only good thing are the sunsets. It’s not worth moving here for a pretty sunset. Did I miss anything?
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i’m so tired of winning mr president trump please make it stop…. i’m tired of winning!
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“just wait for the next black swan. bitcoin will collapse.” bro, have you bears been asleep all year? • Iran war. • CLARITY Act blocked. • First Fed hike in 3 years. • Treasury yields at 19-year highs. • Strategy sold 6,916 BTC. • COLDCARD exploited. • Ledger reseller devices compromised. • Binance hacked for $6.3 BILLION. All in ONE year. i genuinely don’t think people realize how much bad news this market has absorbed. at some point, you have to ask yourself how many sellers are even left… GG
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$bitcoin solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump solana:4ec7Lf7JuCYQVQnUJCzpW5YvaPMNEAeqDRwGcU5n9GGJ
Buttcoin. Bitcoin. Satoshi. The OG crypto triforce.
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solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump since 2011… but yet still so early at only $5m mcap IP soon, chances like this only happen once yet you still sitting there like “haha i was right not to buy this shit” 💀 guess what happens next…
It’s called Buttcoin because in the early days, when you mined crypto, it was like pulling money out of your butt. It also sounds like Bitcoin. A classic meme thesis even your uncle can understand. $Buttcoin is for everyone.
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Slurpee retweeted
It’s called Buttcoin because in the early days, when you mined crypto, it was like pulling money out of your butt. It also sounds like Bitcoin. A classic meme thesis even your uncle can understand. $Buttcoin is for everyone.
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